QIC: Fissure
Date: 06/14/2019
PAX: FNG-DNF, Madoff, Escobar, Wuzntme, Cowbell, Toe Tag, The Count (Respect), John Doe, FNG-Anny, Mrs. Baker (Respect), 9-Volt (Respect), Clothespin, Threeskin, Sidekick, Otis, Mongo, Fastlane, Peanuts, FNG-T-Rex
AO: Hacksaw
Conditions
Upper 50s and nize
COP
Mosey from Domino’s to the big flag and did a lap with high knees, low knees, bernie and side shuffles
SSH x 10 IC
Fwd Fold x 10 IC
WMH x 10 IC
Slaughter Starter (10 burpees, 9 squats, 8 burpees, 7 squats, 6 burps, 5 squats, 4 burps, 3 squats, 2 burps, 1 squat, spared them the last 10 burps)
The Thang
Circle up for a little HIIT (that’s high intensity interval training, ya’ll)
– Half burpee (no merkin)
– Squat thrusters (basically squat then hump the air)
– Mtn Climber x 2 + merkin x 1
– Reverse lunge
– SSH
– Plank Jank knee tuck
– Freddie Mercury
Each exercise for 40 seconds followed by 20 seconds rest
4 rounds with 1 minute rest in between rounds
Ended with 5 lunges IC and 5 jump squats, 3 rounds then flutterkicks x 30 IC
COT
Sprinkled a little words of wisdom throughout the resting portions of the workout. Told the newer gents about Fitness Fellowship and Faith and what this whole thing is about. We’re out here to make each other better men, co workers, friends, husbands you name it. Pretty sooner Hacksaw will be standing on its own two feet supported by the men of Ooltewah/Collegedale ready to make a positive impact. Can’t wait to see it explode.
Moleskin
About twice the pax as expected today. ‘Twas an awesome turnout.
John Doe and Toe Tag are hilariously connected names. Ask em about it.
4 FNGs today is solid but one had to bounce early. Gotta name him next time!
Great names today. T-Rex has a crazy long wingspan, Anny couldn’t get his anniversary straight and DNF couldn’t get FNG acronym straight. Kinda John Doe’s fault apparently.
Mrs. Baker had this scary wheezing noise going on. He made it through the workout, though! sheesh
Stay tuned – The Count is about to Q a TON coming up
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