QIC: Deep Dish
Date: 10/22/2019
PAX: El Chapo, Topless, 9-Volt, Clothespin, FNG-Bullseye
AO: The Battery
Conditions
You do not talk about fight club
You do not talk about fight club
If someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over
Only two guys to a fight.
One fight at a time
No shirts, no shoes
Fights will go on as long as they have to
If this is your first night at fight club you have to fight
COP
Mosey to the hill (Do not pass go, do not collect $200)
SSH x 25 IC
Forward Fold x 10 IC
BAC Fwd x 15 IC
Rev x 15 IC
Chinook x 15 IC
Moroccan night club x 15 IC
Military Press x 15 IC
Willie Maze Haze
Really fast SSH x 20 IC
Mosey to the greenway
The Thang
Suicide Indian Run with a side order of Burpees & Merkin Medley & Squats for Desert
PAX lines up at pole 1 for Indian run suicide to pole 6,5,4,3,2,1
At each destination pole PAX performs exercise in decreasing quantity
Round 1: 12 Burpees decreasing by 2 (unless you weren’t listening to instructions)
Round 2: 40 Merkins decreasing by a 4 because we love complicated math at 5:30am
* Somewhere around pole 2 stop and do 40 air squats at pole 1 before proceeding
* At Prior to pole 1 do another 25 squats (Because it’s raining)
Mosey to pole 4
Really fast SSH x 25 IC
Dirty dog x 20 IC
100’s x 20 IC
Throw up x1 IC
COT
Words of wisdom: Too inspirational to write down (or remember)
Counterama = 6 including 1 FNG
Namerama FNG = Bullseye – (You should definitely ask him about it)
Moleskin
We should start asking FNG’s for their 3rd most embarrassing story, you don’t want to know about the first two
News
November 9th is the Battery’s 1 year anniversary