QIC: 9 Volt
Date: 01/11/2020
PAX: Deep Dish, Mrs Baker, Fast Lane, Clothespin, Schnitzel, Biscuit Ring, Shotput, El Chapo, Pork Belly
AO: The Battery
Conditions
Smoking reduces blood flow, which can cause erectile dysfunction
Smoking reduces flow to the limbs, which can require amputation.
Smoking causes type 2 diabetes, which raises blood sugar.
Smoking causes age-related macular degeneration, which can lead to blindness.
COPMosey to the greenway… Realize we forgot the dead hookers and mosey back to the open car trunk. PAX each carries a 40lb bag of lime (aka Dead Hooker)
Now, mosey to the greenway with dead hooker over your shoulder.
Respectfully lay dead hooker on sidewalk during COP
SSH x 20 IC
BAC Fwd x 15 IC
BAC Rev x 15 IC
Seal Clap x 15 IC
SSH x 10 IC
Slow Squat x 15 IC
Willie Maze Haze x 15 IC
Crab Jacks x 15 IC
SSH x 10 IC
Grab your dead hooker and mosey to the first light pole
The Thang
PAX performs exercise at each of 10 light poles increasing quantity at each. At the 10th pole PAX moseys to the pavillion for a special treat. Carry dead hooker to each pole.
Decathlon
1. Dead Hooker Squats 10 +2
2. Merkins 5 + 1
3. Capt Thor 1 + 1
4. Burpees 1 + 1
Pavillion – PAX performs 1 minute intervals
Stargazers (max in 1 minute)
Dips (max in 1 minute)
Military Press (max in 1 minute) Use dead hooker or a nice bolder
Step ups (max in 1 minute) With or without dead hooker over your shoulder
Leave dead hooker at pavilion before returning to pole 1
COT
Count-O-Rama 10 PAX in attendance (9 dead hookers and 1 plus size drag queen)
Moleskin
The trunk of a 2011 Camry SE will hold 9 dead hookers
No dead hookers were harmed in the making of this beat down
News
Gloomies Monday 1/13