QIC: 9 Volt
Date: 01/13/2022
PAX: Blow Pop, Warlord, Laces Out, Zima, Pound Dog, Recycle, Mansiere, Squirt, Burrito, Yellow 5, Gusher, Pomade
AO: Smackdown
Note: The QIC inspired the PAX throughout the entire beat down with this playlist
Conditions
A general sense of superiority while looking down on the valley dwellers
COP
Beging at the track
SSH ICx20, Baby arm circle fwdx15, revx15, sealclapx10, Slow squats ICx10, Willy Maze Haze ICx10, SSH (Fast) ICx10
The Thang
The Game of Life
34 stations set 6 yards apart around the track
PAX Rolls a die and moves the number of stations
At each stop, the PAX follows instructions on the card
Mode of transport changes every 3 stations
Last 3 stations are manditory, PAX doesn’t roll die to move
| Station | Life Event | Consequence | Notes |
| Mode of travel = Lunge | |||
| 1 | You are born | Roll the die to move | |
| 2 | Circumcised by near sighted doctor | 15 Hand release merkins | |
| 3 | Successful potty training | Move forward 3 spaces | |
| Mode of travel = Broad Jump | |||
| 4 | Start School | Die roll +10 Burpees | |
| 5 | Win spelling bee | Roll again | |
| 6 | Family moves to New Jersey | 30 Mountain climbers | |
| Mode of travel = Bear Crawl | |||
| 7 | Puberty | 25 Pickle Pointers | |
| 8 | Develop Acnea | Go back – Die roll | |
| 9 | See some boobs | Move ahead 1 | |
| Mode of travel = Duck Walk | |||
| 10 | Caught masturbating in K-mart changing room | 25 Monkey humpers | |
| 11 | Learn to disco dance | 25 “Staying Alive” side planks | Alternating sides w/4x Travolta arm movements |
| 12 | Voted most likely to underachieve | Go back 1 die roll | |
| Mode of travel =Crab walk | |||
| 13 | Win tickets to Michael Jackson concert | 20 American hammer & moon walk ahead 1 die roll | |
| 14 | Score big at the Prom | Change mode of travel to dealer’s choice | |
| 15 | Graduate High School | Change mode of transport to Lunge | |
| Mode of travel = Lunge | |||
| 16 | Inherit grandmother’s Oldsmobile | Girlfriend dumps you 25 SSH Go back 1 roll | |
| 17 | Arrested at Metalica concert | 10 Ground Hogs | |
| 18 | Sober up with a tatoo | 25 Squats | |
| Mode of travel = Broad Jump | |||
| 19 | Hold my beer Watch This! | 25 BBSU Move back 3 spaces | |
| 20 | Hitch hike a ride with a bus load of singing nuns | Move forward 5 spaces | |
| 21 | Married in Vegas By Elvis | 25 High Knees | |
| Mode of travel = Bear Crawl | |||
| 22 | You are the probable father of twins | 20 100’s | |
| 23 | Get promoted at a job you hate | 10 Captain Thor | |
| 24 | Join a cult | 25 Flutter kicks | |
| Mode of travel = Duck Walk | |||
| 25 | Children survive to adulthood… In spite of you | Pick mode of travel | |
| 26 | Found guilty of all charges | 25 Carolina dry docks | |
| 27 | Prostate the size of a pinecone | 25 Jump Squats | |
| Mode of travel =Crab walk | |||
| 28 | Retire to Florida Then get the hell out of Florida | Go back 10 spaces | |
| 29 | Poop your pants at the Morrison’s Cafeteria | 25 “Leg shake” Imperial Walkers | Imperial walker but shake one leg 3 times after each step |
| 30 | Children put you in a “Nice” home | Pull your pants up to your armpits 50 Calf Raises | |
| Mode of travel = Walk | |||
| 31 | You Die | 10 Burpees | Stop here, no die roll |
| 32 | You were a good Scientologist | L. Ron Hubbard picks you up in a spaceship Celebrate with 20 jump squats | Stop here, no die roll |
| 33 | Probed by space aliens | 10 donkey kicks | Stop here, no die roll |
| 34 | Reincarnated as a dung beetle | Mosey back to beginning |
Circled up for some Mary in the last 3 minutes
COT
(Vanillia Ice playing in the background)
If you are caught in a rip tide or strong current we are taught to use your effort to influence your direction not to wear yourself out fighting against it. Life, like the current will take you where it will and there is a kind of peace in giving in to it. With a little time the current will ease and you may find you’ve made it to shore in a nudist colony 🙂
Moleskin
9-Volt is Burrito’s daddy
The playlist had to be stopped so Milkshake wouldn’t be playing during the prayer requests
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