QIC: 9-Volt
Date: 05/18/21
PAX: El Chapo, Mrs Baker, Clothes Pin, Cold Play, Thin Mint, Tinkerbell, Abercrombie, FNG “Pipe Line”, Schnitzel, Rug Doctor
AO: The Battery
Conditions
Factitious disorder
Factitious disorder is a serious mental disorder in which someone deceives others by appearing sick, by purposely getting sick or by self-injury. Factitious disorder also can happen when family members or caregivers falsely present others, such as children, as being ill, injured or impaired.
Factitious disorder symptoms can range from mild (slight exaggeration of symptoms) to severe (previously called Munchausen syndrome). The person may make up symptoms or even tamper with medical tests to convince others that treatment, such as high-risk surgery, is needed.
Factitious disorder is not the same as inventing medical problems for practical benefit, such as getting out of work or winning a lawsuit. Although people with factitious disorder know they are causing their symptoms or illnesses, they may not understand the reasons for their behaviors or recognize themselves as having a problem.
Factitious disorder is challenging to identify and hard to treat. However, medical and psychiatric help are critical for preventing serious injury and even death caused by the self-harm typical of this disorder.
Please enjoy this playlist while the person you are calling decides if they want to talk to you
COP
Mosey around the dog park and finish in the Skate park on side labeled “He said”
PAX lines up on one end of the skate park & performs the “He said” exercise. Then PAX immediately runs to opposite side of park and performs the “She said” exercise. Repeat
| He Said | Count | She Said | Count | |
| BAC Fwd | 15 | SSH | 10 | |
| BAC Rev | 15 | SSH | 10 | |
| Seal Clap | 15 | SSH | 10 | |
| Fwd Fold | 10 | SSH | 10 | |
| Chinook | 15 | SSH | 10 | |
| Plank | 10 | SSH | 10 | |
| Military Press | 15 | SSH | 10 |
The Thang
Without any rest PAX moves on to second list of exercises
| He siad | Count | She said | Count | |
| Plank Jack | 30 | Squat | 20 | |
| Peter Parker | 30 | Imp Walker | 20 | |
| Burpee | 10 | Bonnie Blair | 20 | |
| Merkin | 20 | High Knees | 20 | |
| Mt. Climber | 25 | Calf Raise | 30 | |
| Bear Crawl | Lunge | |||
| Carolina Dry Dock | 20 | Sit Ups | 25 | |
| 100’s | 25 | Box Cutter | 25 | |
| American Hammer | 20 | Dive Bomber | 15 | |
| Freddie Merc | 20 | Flutter Kick | 20 | |
Repeat until end of time
COT
Words of wisdom – “When life gives you dive bombers, make groundhogs” …. Cold Play
Mole Skin
At the insistence of Cold Play, the dive bombers were changed to Groundhogs
Police have issued a nationwide Amber Alert for Deep Dish and are reportedly questioning acquaintances of in hopes of finding and returning the him safely to his PAX
News
5/19/21 Invade Hacksaw
5/21/21 Rhianna appreciation day at Hacksaw