Grab a Partner and Mosey Doe

QIC: Fissure

Date: 04/08/2019

PAX: Early Bird, Peanuts, Sidekick, Fastlane, Threeskin, Jabooti

AO: Beast Ridge

Conditions

60° and cloudy


COP

Mosey to the playground

SSH x 20 IC
Finkle Swings x 15 each leg OYO
SSH x 20
Plank rotations x 10 IC

Mosey lap around pavilion and back to playground, partner up and learn something new about your partner

The Thang

SSH x 20 IC
High Knees x 15
SSH x 16 (silent count after 5, YHC cranked out 5 burpees for stopping at 15 but hey we seemed to do a better job at doing SSH together in cadence after this.  Mission accomplished)
Wide High Knees x 10
SSH x 21
Ass Kickers x 15
SSH x 20

Find partner  and mosey just past pavilion and back to playground while learning another new factoid about your partner

Plank (silent count while we discussed what we’re learning about each other)
Merkins x 10 OYO
Plank (more silent counting by YHC)
Carolina Dry Dock x 10 OYO
Plank (more learning)
Mountain Climbers x 10 IC
Plank (more learning)

Mosey with partner to end of fence before pavilion and return to playground

Little Arm Circles x 15 IC
Cherry Pickers x 15 IC
Chinooks x 15 IC
Overhead press x 15 IC
Little Arm Circle reverse x 15 IC
Cherry Pickers x 10
Carolina dry docks x 10 IC

Made this last mosey a sprint to the end of the fence and back

Find partner and 1 started with the DRP  and 1 did 10 pull ups and alternate between the two stations.

Curls x 10
Overhead Press x 10
Bent Row x 10

MOM

Flutter Kick x 10 IC
Butterfly crunch (or situp) x 10
Heel touches x 20 IC
American Hammers x 10 IC


COT

Encouraged the pax to find and read the preblast.  Emails out every Sunday night around 830p and auto posts to Facebook and Twitter.  Props to Carebear and Prosciutto for the time they put into the preblast.  This week you’ll find a great quote from Calvin Coolidge of all people:

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. It may not be difficult to store up in the mind a vast quantity of facts within a comparatively short time, but the ability to form judgements requires the severe discipline of hard work and the tempering heat of experience an maturity.


Moleskin

It’s difficult to get to know each other when we’re always pretty focused on the workout.  Today we broke a decent sweat but also made room to get to know each other a little bit better. 

Some of what I learned:  Sidekick’s high school sweetheart lives in his current neighborhood and his wife doesn’t know, work is slow for Early Bird so people must be healthy and Peanuts’ wife is sub 5 feet tall.


News

4/20 Goruck Tough prep workout before Landfill.  Consult rucking channel on slack
5/3 Goruck tough and light in Chattanooga
8/23 Growruck in Atlanta area.  Consult grow ruck channel on slack

 

Stay tuned for more information on launching an Ooltewah AO


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    Ye Olde Hardwoods

    QIC: threeskin
    Date: 04/06/2019
    PAX: Back Pew, Belly Roll, Candu, Cowbell, Doodles, Early Bird, Laces Out, Moneyball, She Shed, Snowflake
    AO: Landfill

    Conditions

    Perfect for a disclaimer: this is F3, it’s Free, Work Hard, modify if you have to
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    COP

    Warm-Up

    SSH IC x 20
    Monkey Humpers IC x 20
    Little Baby Arm Circles IC x 20
    Finkle Swings OYO x 10 each leg

    Mosey to lower lot

    SSH IC x 20
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20
    Reverse Little Baby Arm Circles IC x 20
    Good Mornings IC x 10

    Mosey to second pavilion

    SSH IC x 20
    Merkins IC x 20
    Willie Mays Hays IC x 20
    Cotton Pickers IC x 10

    Mosey to top pavilion 

    SSH IC x 20
    Moroccan Night Club IC x 20
    Calf Stretch IC x 10 each leg
    Forward Fold IC x 10

    The Thang – is basketball over yet? Let’s play this out and get over it.

    Selection Saturday – Sprint for watch party
    walk back
    Sweet 16 – Sprint to get seeded
    walk back
    Elite 8 – paired up Lunge/Sprint
    walk back
    Final 4 – grouped up Burpee/Sprint
    walk back
    Championship – teamed up Lunge/Sprint
    walk back

    Mosey to Playground

    Swing Rows – timed by partner plank
    Swing Curls – timed by partner plank

    Mary

    Flutter Kicks
    Pickle Pointers 
    LBCs
    Silver Sneakers
    Plank
    Forward Fold


    COT

     CIRCLE OF TRUST: 

    John C Maxwell – 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership
    Law #3: The Law of Process – what matters most is what you do over the long haul, it requires a lifetime of perserverience and dedication to become a good leader, if you want to see how someone becomes a champion look at their daily routine. 

    BALL OF MAN: Congregation of two or more men in physical contact, usually (but not exclusively) in the prayer that terminates the COT. Abbr: BOM]


    Moleskin

    No one likes the basketball tournament any more.

    The last sprint was a bit too “lungey” but no one complained about their legs once we started working arms?

    Candu may have created a new Mary Exercise: Fetal Position

    She Shed is the man to call if your house floods!


    News

    Ruckness abounds: see Ducktails and Mr. Clean

    MoneyBall introduces a mens retreat now on slack

    Spoken and unspoken prayer requests.


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      Evil Siri at the Battery

      QIC: Mrs. Baker
      Date: 04/06/2019
      PAX: Sidewinder, Deep Dish, Schnitzel, 9 Volt, Mustang, WuzntMe, Bubbles, Fast Lane
      AO: The Battery

      Conditions

      Balmy 51 and humid


      COP

      The PAX took a rolling warm up mosey with stops every 90 sec or so with loosening up moves:

      Don Quixote x 12

      slow squats x 10

      Imperial Walker x 12

      Arm circles, both directions x 12

      Hillbilly high kicks x 12

      final destination near the pool at the upper parking lot

      The Thang


      30 Minute EMOM of 50 yard sprint + the following in succession

      with deadpan disembodied electronic voice calling countdown and Red Hot Chili Peppers in the background

      5 sets of 5 Burpees

      4 sets of 10 lunges

      5 sets of 12 Merkins

      4 sets of 15 squats

      2 sets of 5 burpees

      4 sets of 12 crunches

      2 sets of 10 Merkins

      2 sets of 10 calf raises on the curb

      2 final sets of 4 x burpees

      Mosey down the hill with all the laundry stripped off during the workout

      MoM

      Freddy Mercury x 12

      Superman / Hollow Rock x 8

      Heals to heaven x 10

      Reverse Pickle Pounders x 12

      LBC x 12

      Airborne alternating toe touches ( I remember the action not the name)

      Plank to Failure


      COT

      Just finished Freed to Lead and the Locking Shields concept kept coming up during the week. A friend tweeted ” No war was ever won by one soldier” This is very true and is also well described in Ecclesiastes 4 :

      Again I looked and saw all the oppression that was taking place under the sun:

      I saw the tears of the oppressed—
          and they have no comforter;
      power was on the side of their oppressors—
          and they have no comforter.
      And I declared that the dead,
          who had already died,
      are happier than the living,
          who are still alive.
      But better than both
          is the one who has never been born,
      who has not seen the evil
          that is done under the sun.

      And I saw that all toil and all achievement spring from one person’s envy of another. This too is meaningless, a chasing after the wind.

      Fools fold their hands
          and ruin themselves.
      Better one handful with tranquillity
          than two handfuls with toil
          and chasing after the wind.

      Again I saw something meaningless under the sun:

      There was a man all alone;
          he had neither son nor brother.
      There was no end to his toil,
          yet his eyes were not content with his wealth.
      “For whom am I toiling,” he asked,
          “and why am I depriving myself of enjoyment?”
      This too is meaningless—
          a miserable business!

      Two are better than one,
          because they have a good return for their labor:
      10 If either of them falls down,
          one can help the other up.
      But pity anyone who falls
          and has no one to help them up.

      So the world continues to be a challenging place and as we are all here and part of something bigger than ourselves, lets make sure and support our brothers and be willing both to help a brother and “pick him up when he falls” but most importantly be sure and ask for help from each other when we are at risk of falling or just need a brother beside us.


      Moleskin

      We had a slightly smaller turnout than recent weeks, so reminder to the PAX to stay with our brothers and provide friendly support and accountability where appropriate. Several people with medical issues, hopefully just associated with the spring pollen season. The workout seemed to keep the PAX relatively quite and on a slow motion striptease.  


      News

      Keep showing up and promoting the new Wednesday AM 5:30 workout and the Black Ops 5:30 PM Mondays


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      QIC: Whittler
      Date: 04/04/2019
      PAX: Pumpkin, Prosciutto, Truck Yeah, Hasbro, Snowflake, Ducktales, She Shed, Hector
      AO: The Huey

      Conditions

      Mild with a smell of ground pepper in the air


      COP

      The Huey PAX began by taking a mosey around the walking track, stopping at each 1/4 to do descending 4x4s (4, 3, 2, 1).  We then circled up for the real warm up

      Windmill x 12

      Willie Mays Hays x 12

      Imperial Walker x 12

      Cotton Pickers x 12

      Arm circles, both directions x 12

      Cherry pickers x 12

      Plank x 12

      Plank Jack x 12

      The Thang

      We moseyed to the big parking lot
      Escalator/De-escalator
      4 corners escalator (Run between each corner):

      Corner 1 – 10 merkins

      Corner 2 – 10 merkins, 20 flutter kicks

      Corner 3 – 10 merkins, 20 flutters, 30 jump squats

      Corner 4 – 10 merkins, 20 flutters, 30 jump squats, 40 LBCs

      De-escalate – above exercises, repeated in reverse order with Bernie between but this time exercises done in cadence

      Mosey to playground for some swinging

      PAX take their turn doing swing crunches x 10 while other PAX do LBCs to failure

      Mosey around the track and head to the picnic tables

      Dips x 12

      Incline merkins x 12

      MoM

      Freddy Mercury x 12

      Hollywood x 12 per side

      Flutter kick x 12

      Heel touches x 12

      Pretzel crunch x 12

      Reverse Pickle pounder x 12

      Low plank x 10


      COT

      While picking random Scripture earlier this week, I came across a verse in a book that I seldom read, Zephaniah.  Interestingly, there was a verse underlined on that page:  “Seek to do what is right and to live humbly” (Zephaniah 2:3).  This really spoke to me and I thought it was very appropriate for the mission of F3.  Whether Christian or not, something can be learned from this verse.  Simply words to live by that have a huge impact.

      First, seek to do what is right.  This should be our goal with each action, each and every day.  If you stick to doing what’s right, you can’t go wrong.  Even when no one is looking, seek to do what is right.  If we all did this, the impact would be enormous

      Second, live humbly.  It took me a minute to decipher what was meant here.  To me, living humbly follows with one theme of F3, recognizing that you are not the end all be all, there is a higher power.  I am blessed beyond anything that I’ve ever deserved and I did nothing to earn it.  I am humbled when I think about the infinite blessings each and every day that I’ve done nothing to deserve.


      Moleskin

      There were lots of noxious gases being admitted during the workout.  Some may or may not have been blamed on the lady walking by us.  Ducktales mentioned the GrowRuck interest form no less than 73 times.  Several PAX need new alarm clocks. 


      News

      F3 Lunch tomorrow!  Bea’s Restaurant, 4500 Dodds Ave at 12

      GrowRuck Interest form is out there

      Go Ruck events the first weekend in May


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        11 is One Louder – 4/3/2019

        QIC: WuzntMe
        Date: 04/03/2019
        PAX: Sidewinder (Respect), Mrs Baker (Respect), 9 Volt (Respect), Fastlane, Peanuts
        AO: The Battery

        Conditions

        Dry, Cold, Clear, Dark


        COP

        Mosey from flags down to Hot Gates, then back down the greenway to the split. Circle up.

        20 SSH IC

        20 Don Quixotes IC

        20 SSH IC

        10 Nancy Kerrigans, each leg, IC

        20 SSH 

        20 Willie Mays Hays

        The Thang

        9 Volt was asked Up or Down; he chose up, so we ascended going forward, and descended coming back
        Route 66 – 
        1 burpee, run to next light post, two burpees, etc up to 11 posts for a total of 66 exercises

        At 11th light, 11 lunges, then 10, etc. back to starting position.

        Up with Imperial Walkers,

        Down with plankjacks

        Up with Merkins

        Dealer’s choice Mary for a fullbodied finish.

        Leg raises

        Hello Dollys

        LBCs

        Freddie Mercurys

        time.


        COT

        Dave Mustaine from Megadeth has always considered his career a failure because he was kicked out of Metallica, despite the amazing things he accomplished on his own. Comparing yourself to anyone else only robs you of joy, and destroys your confidence. Instead, compare yourself to who you were, and who you want to be. You’ll never get to be another man -so be the best man that you can be. Allow yourself to grow. Appreciate who you are, and where you’re going.
        BALL OF MAN: Prayers for Fastlane’s GiL, Rhythm’s son, and Dutch’s knee. 


        Moleskin

        Mumble chatter was light. PAX were working overtime to complete the routine before the workout ended. Excellent effort all the way around. Rug Doctor was certainly missed- it was his first time missing a post at The Battery. Inaugural Wednesday morning post.


        News

        Mrs Baker’s VQ on Saturday. Promised to be epic.


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          A Heady Hill Shake for your Heart’s Sake

          QIC: Candu

          Date: 04/02/2019

          PAX: Belly Roll, The Count, Skitch, Prosciutto, Hobo, Back Pew, Peanuts, Whittler, She Shed, Sunshine, FNG-Red Tees

          AO: Hill City


           

          Conditions:

          Shirt came off in the 4th quarter, Count requested?

           


          COP

          Mosey to Great Ball

          Good Morning Sunshine x 10 IC

          Willie Mays Hays x 10 IC

          Forward Fold Hold x 10 IC

          SSH x 15 IC

          LBACs x 10 IC

          Reverse x 10 IC

          Shanooks x 10 IC

          Shoulder Press x 10 IC

          Plank x 10 IC

          Slow Merkin x 10 IC

          The Thang – 

          Mosey to Renaissance Pavilion & Mt. Midoriyama

          Partner Up – one partner runs, other partner stays in Pavilion using picnic tables to complete the following until other partner returns

          Dips

          Decline Merkins

          Decline Carolina Dry Docks

          Dips

          Incline Merkins

          Incline Carolina Dry Docks

          Wall Sit

          Calf Raises

          JAIL BREAK!

           

          MARY – in the grassy knoll

          Hollyw00dz right side x 10 IC

          Hollyw00dz left side x 10 IC

          Heel Touches right side x 25 IC

          LBCs x 20 IC

          Tiiiiiiime


          COT

          Stay on your FNGs – get them back. No one hit wonders! Glad to have Belly Roll back. Stay on your 2019 goals, too!


          Moleskin

          Thought I heard the Count ask me to shed my shirt, I obliged. 


          News

          Candu will be at The Boneyard on Tuesday, by God!


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            No “Fooling” Around

            QIC: The Count

            Date: 04/01/2019

            PAX:Geek Squad, Hector, Lugnut, Milkman, Picasso, Truck Yeah

            AO: The Huey


            COP

            Mosey around track to back parking lot, SSH, Willy Mays Hayes, LB Arm Circles, Forward Fold.

            The Thang

            10 Stations: Burpees, Squats, Curls (30LB), Flutter Kicks, Tricep Extension(30LB), Lunges, Imperial Walkers, Plank Jacks, Merkins, Overhead Press (30LB).

            All Stations are AMRAP while PAX at Burpee station does 10 Reps and sounds off to rest of PAX to AYG to next station. Rinse and Repeat until 3 rotations are complete.

            All PAX line up and AYG approx 25 yards perform Bobby Hurley and AYG back. Rinse and Repeat 2 times. Last Sprint is AYG approx 50 yards perform Bobby Hurley and AYG back to start.

            Mary Go Rounds – 5 Minutes of Mary (IC-10)! American Hammer, Freddy Mercury, Flutter Kicks, Hello Dolly, LBC, Dying Cockroach, Canoe’s.


            COT

            Praise and Prayer request . Yesterday in Church I was reminded, at a time that I needed it, that there is life after death, and we’ll be reunited with our loved ones in the Kingdom. The Transfiguration in Mark 9:1-13 reinforces that. I personally have dealt with a lot of death of family and friends, it will happen . I know there will be a wonderful reunion in our Heavenly Kingdom. Remember there is no expiration on a birth certificate. When that time comes will you be ready?


            Moleskin

            The PAX worked hard and modified where necessary. Wasn’t a lot of Mumble Chatter, but the effort was strong and cardio was a butt kicker!! Great start to the week!


            News

            Boneyard and Hill City tomorrow.


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              No Fooling, this is Beast Ridge!

              QIC: Best In Show
              Date: 04/01/2019
              PAX: Early Bird, Fastlane, Peanuts, Threeskin 
              AO: Beast Ridge

              Conditions

              Gale force winds, 34, shooting stars  

               


              COP

              Some stretches to get the  ol’ joints loosened up.

              Imperial Walkers IC x12

              Merkins IC x 20

              Plank Jacks IC x 12

              American Hammers IC x12

              Crunches IC x12

              The SSH IC x20

              * Note; The first letters in the COT spell “IMPACT”, that will come back to haunt you 

               

              The Thang

              After. An impactful warmup a short mosey over to the coveted shed where a couple of items awaited our arrival!

              Somehow a concrete block was left at the pavilion as if we were supposed to use it, so we did.

              While 1 pax sprinted with the block 25 yards, set it down and sprinted back the other Pax would perform various exercises, when the first pax returned the next pax would sprint 25 yards, retrieve the block and sprint back. So it goes until all pax have performed the sprint. The AMRAP exercises were;

              Incline Merkins

              Decline Merkins

              Dips

              St Bernard Squats

              Bulgaria Split Squat

              Step Ups

              Phase II

              Someone left a large rope behind also, may as well use it too  

              While 2 Pax suspend the block with the rope, the other Pax perform wind sprints until someone splashed merlot  But these Pax were tough, and no one splashed so we all ran twice  

              Seemed like a good time for an Indian run mosey back to the flag for some Mary 

              Flutter Kicks

              Boat Canoe (not sure which is which)

              Drag Queen Dolly

              Twisted Sister (new one from the silver sneakers workout, only those over 50 successfully performed all 12)

              Freddie Mercury 

               


              COT

              IMPACT was the theme. Got out and make an impact on others this week through your actions  


              Moleskin

              By design this workout  was designed to encourage mumble chatter, and it was strong today!  Great start to the week.


              News

              Vila at the BoneYard Tuesday!


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                REVERSE Red Bank Relay

                QIC: Candu
                Date: 03/06/2019
                PAX: Milkman, Fissure, She Shed, Peanuts, Whittler, The Count (respect), Laces Out (respect), Ringwald, Jabooti
                AO: Lions Den

                Conditions: On point

                Disclaimer Disclaimed


                Mosey Warm-Up lap around track

                Good Morning Sunshine x 10 IC (2 count)

                Willie Mays Hays x 10 IC

                Forward Fold x 10 IC

                Abe Vigoda (slow windmill) x 15 IC

                One Legged Bulgarians x 10 each leg OYO

                Slow Squat x 20 IC (3 down, 1 up)

                Split Leg Slow Lunge x 10 each leg IC, (3 down, 1 up)

                Maybe some shoulder stuff

                The THANG

                REVERSE Red Bank Relay

                Partner Up

                One partner runs a lap, other partner performs the following exercises

                • Rear Leg Raised Reverse Lunges (switch legs halfway- watch flashlight!)
                • Vertical Pull-Ups = Facing You to Failure, Facing Away to Failure, Hands Together One Facing One Away to Failure, HANG – DON’T Let go until they return!!
                • Stadium Jumps OYO (be careful, take your time down the stairs)
                • Decline Merkins / Upside Down Frogs

                MARY

                • Hollyw00dz right side x 10 IC
                • Hollyw00dz left side x 10 IC
                • Heel Touches each side x 15  IC

                COT

                Still haven’t started a 2019 goal? DO IT, Get started, Take The Leap, the first step is the hardest. Kinda like the first cut is the deepest

                Example: one of my 2019 goals is to be more timely on backblasts

                STILL A WIP for Candu


                Moleskin

                I lost my keys behind the tire well and kinda wigged for a minute. Only highlight I can recall


                News

                No news is good news


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                  Work v. Toil

                  QIC: Skitch
                  Date: 03/28/2019
                  PAX: Care Bear, Cowbell, Dirk, Fissure, Flemish, Hobo, Iron Butt, Laces Out, Moneyball, Peanuts, Prosciutto, She Shed, Sidekick, Roadhouse, The Count, Threeskin, Venus, VSquared, Whittler, WuzntMe
                  AO: Hill City

                  Conditions

                  Warmer than expected and the moon was visible. Pleasant weather for carrying water.


                  COP

                  SSH x 40 IC

                  Willie Mays Hays x 15 IC

                  Little Baby Arm Circles x 15 (both directions) IC

                  Imperial Walkers x 30 IC

                  Merkins x 15 (2 count) IC

                  SSH x 24 IC

                  Forward Fold 15 IC

                  Mosey to Renaissance Park hill

                  The Thang

                  This was a team Challenge.

                  Jack v. Sisyphus

                  Two teams, Team Jack and Team Sisyphus.

                  Both teams at the bottom of hill. Two 55-gallon rain barrels at the top. Team Jack carried water up hill in various containers provided after drawing said water from local sources. Team Sisyphus carried 50+ rocks up hill. Team to fill up their rain barrel first to overflowing is the winner. Team Sisyphus filled their rain barrel first, and Team Jack emptied their rain barrel first. 

                  Upon completion of challenge, PAX lunged to wood bridge, moseyed to riverfront, 12 merkins IC, lunged to Olgiati Bridge, moseyed to start for Mary of flutter kicks, pickle pounders, LBC’s, Freddie Mercuries & Big Boy Situps. Time.


                  COT

                  Work v. Toil. Parallel to Jack v. Sisyphus challenge — work rules are not always fair and work is often full of toil. However, we were created to work and work is good. Genesis 3:18: “…thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you; and you shall eat the plants of the field.” Tim Keller in his book, Every Good Endeavor points out: “Thorns & food. Work will still bear some fruit, though it will always fall short of its promise. Work will be both frustrating and fulfilling, and sometimes — just often enough — human work gives us a glimpse of the beauty and genius that might have been the routine characteristic of all our work, and what, by the grace of God, it will be again in the new heavens and new earth…” J.R.R. Tolkien (famous for penning Lord of the Rings) also wrote a much shorter book called Leaf by Niggle which talks about a painter who wanted to paint trees but only paints a few leaves. After he dies his full work of art is revealed to him and others… Keller: “Our deepest aspirations in work will come to complete fruition in God’s future…people will…taste the fruit of the project you are working on right now.” We do not always see the fruit of our labors but we can be “ok” with the toil, be faithful, joyful, and content with our work and trust God for the fruit. 

                  BOM – continued prayers for those said, led by Care Bear.


                  Moleskin

                  Some members of Team Jack felt the “thorns” of toil literally while locating water sources and received some badges of honor. Discussion of the correct form of holding Al Gore and whether it required hugging a tree or not and whether multitasking and inventing the internet counted or not. Everyone loves lunges. This was Skitch’s VQ.


                  News

                  Convergence in Ooltewah on Saturday.


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