Call the Law Cause We’re Coming

QIC: Co-Q (Threeskin and Prosciutto)
Date: 03/13/2019
PAX: The Count, Geek Squad (Respect), Milkman, She Shed, Ohms, Money Ball, Threeskin, Prosciutto
AO: Lions Den

Conditions

Pleasant. Shooting stars (at least two of them) – which meant clear skies – something that we haven’t seen much of lately. Nice. Positive vibes, positive HIMS in the Pax

The Disclaimer

Threeskin delivered promptly at startex. Did well


COP

1/4 mile warm up in 4 counts (8 counts for the counting impaired)

SSHs IC x 10
Arm Circles IC x 10
Forward Fold IC x 10
Merkins IC x 5

Mosey to next corner
SSHs IC x 10
Reverse Arm Circles IC x 10
Reverse Lunges IC x 10
Merkins IC x 5

Mosey to next corner
SSHs IC x 10
Seal Claps IC x 10
Squats IC x 10
Merkins IC x 5

Mosey to next corner
SSHs IC x 10
Abe Vagoda IC x 10
Lunges IC x 10
Merkins IC x 5

Mosey to starting corner

SSHs IC x 10
Overhead Claps IC x 10
Merkins IC x 10
Prosciutto’s Gold Chain IC x 10

PAX officially warm: handed Q to Prosciutto

The Thang

At this point, the PAX had already completed one 1/4 mile and more on that to come later…

All Cadence counts from this point forward will be 3/4 time signature to a 6-count beat; exercise on the up-beat only. If you’re confused or out-of-sync – you will be laughed at, spit-on and berated mercilessly. Only God can help you now…

Head over to concession stand wall for the…
Steam Engine Wall Sit Special
Snag a piece of wall:
Wall Sit x 10 IC
Come off of wall; Lunge x 5 IC

Wall sit w/ Muhammad Ali’s x 10 IC
Come off of wall; Lunge x 5 IC

Wall sit w/ Joe Frasier’s x 10 IC
Come off of wall; Lunge x 10 IC

Wall sit w/ Ray Lewis’s (Overhead press) x 10 IC
Come off of wall; Lunge x 10 IC

Wall sit w/ Bus Driver’s x 10 IC **In memory of Mr. Clean**
Come off of wall; Lunge x 10 IC

Return to the track for a merkin mile continuation, with breaks in betwixt

Remaining 3/4 Merkin Mile
Lap 1 of fellowship mosey = 1/4 mile; perform 25 merkins together

Lap 2 of fellowship mosey = 1/4 mile, perform 25 merkins together

Circle up on the Sponge Pad for 2 rounds of Circle Burp:
Round 1 = SSH while each Pax takes a turn to call “Down” to signal a burpee by all PAX
Round 2 = Squats while each Pax takes a turn to call “Down” to signal a burpee by all PAX

Return to track for final Lap

Plank IC x 10 IC
Arm Up Plank IC x 10 IC (R/L)

Circle up for Nolan Ryan’s for a few rotations around the 8 PAX present

MARY
Table saw
Hollywood
Boat-Canoe
Pistol LBC
Flutter Kick


COT

Psalms 27:4
“One thing have I asked of the Lord, that will I seek after: that I may dwell in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, to gaze upon the beauty of the Lord and to inquire in his temple.”

Prayers for Mr. Clean & Family
Prayers for Ohms’s wife returning to work
Prayers for The Count’s brother Bob


Moleskin

– 8-count the Abe Vigoda’s and you’ll definitely confuse the pax (or maybe just Prosciutto)
– Ohms shared this article about Testicular Bill of Rights in Georgia which encouraged an onslaught of MC
– Money Ball has a pretty bad high-ankle sprain AND STILL came out, slugged out a merkin mile with the cheetah’s and thanked everyone. T-Claps brother!

Where were you? What was your excuse?


News

03/30 Convergence in Collegedale


Recent Backblasts

Richy Rich

QIC: Ohms
Date: 03/12/2019
PAX: Dirk, Early Bird, Flemish, Hobo, Iron Butt (RESPECT), Laces Out (RESPECT), Money Ball, Peanuts, Ringwald, Roadhouse (RESPECT), She-Shed, Skitch, Speed Bump, Sunburn, Sunshine, The Count (RESPECT), Threeskin
AO: Hill City

Conditions

Perfect.

The Disclaimer

I am Ohms. I am not a professional. Modify if necessary.


COP

Mosey to Love Shack Parking Lot
– SSH x 20 IC
– Plank x 10 IC
– Merkins x 10 IC
– Squats x 10 IC
– LAC x 10 IC
– LAC (REV) x 10 IC

– 50 yard sprints x 2
– SSH x 20 IC
– Plank x 10 IC
– Mountain Climbers x 10 IC
– Plank Jacks x 10 IC
– Windmills x 10 IC
– Willie Mays Hayes x 10 IC
BURPEES x 15 OYO ( RIP WATERBUG )
– 50 yard sprints x 2
– SSH x 20 IC
– Plank x 10 IC
– Annie (R) x 10 IC
– Annie (L) x 10 IC
– Superman x 10 IC
– Seal Claps x 10 IC
– Overhead Press x 10 IC
Mosey to Mount Midoriyama

The Thang

FOURTIES

Exercises (Merkins & Squats)
– 30 Merkins, 10 Squats
– Sprint up hill
– 20 Merkins, 20 Squats
– Sprint up hill
– 10 Merkins, 30 Squats
– Sprint up hill
Exercises (Dips and Calf Raises)
– 30 Dips, 10 Calf Raises
– Box Jump concrete steps
– 20 Dips, 20 Calf Raises
– Box Jump concrete steps
– 10 Dips, 30 Calf Raises
– Box Jump concrete steps
BURPEES x 15 OYO ( RIP WATERBUG )
Mosey back to Blue Rhino Parking Lot
BURPEES x 15 OYO ( RIP WATERBUG )


COT

“An athlete is a mindset. It’s how you prepare, think, and execute. Not because of some elite status or physical stature. Anybody can be an athlete.”

Look into “Finding Ultra” written by Rich Roll for some awesome motivation and a story about a guy who truly turned his life around.


Moleskin

Prayers go out to Waterbug and his family!

Bass Pro Audible

QIC: Vila
Date: 03/11/2019
PAX: Fast Lane, Sidekick
AO: Beast Ridge

Start at Bass Pro
Mosey to warm up at the gate
Warm up:

  1. SSH IC x15
  2. Imperial Walkers IC x15
  3. Forward Fold x15
  4. Plank IC x10
  5. Up Dog x15
  6. Down Dog x15
  7. Mountain Climbers IC x12
  8. Forward Fold x15

Mosey back to Bass Pro
Workout

  1. 6 burpees OYO
  2. 10 merkins x1 IC
  3. 10 squats  x1 OYO
  4. 10 lunges (alternating legs) IC

Mosey to the corner

  1. 30 Air squats
  2. 30 Crunches
  3. 10 Windmills

Mosey to the next corner

  1. 20 LBCs IC
  2. 15 Flutter Kicks IC
  3. 10 Supermans (hold cadence)

Mosey around

  1. Dips at the docks x10 IC

Mosey to the front

  1. 20 box jumps at the front

Mosey to the cart frame

  1. 5 cart jumps

Mosey to the next corner

  1. Mountain climbers x15

Mosey around

  1. Dips at the docks x10 IC

Extended Mosey
9mom called by PAX

  • Freddie Mercury’s
  • Pretzel Crunches
  • American Hammer
  • Hollywoods
  • Box Cutters
  • Dying Cockroaches
  • Flutter Kicks
  • Hello Dollies
  • Reverse Pickle Pounders
  • LBCs
  • 1 min Plank

BOM
Count
Names
CROM!
Swinging hammers,
Vila

Oscar Mike

QIC: Ducktales
Date: 03/11/2019
PAX: geek squad, hector, milkman, u-turn, hasbro, lugnut, snowflake
AO: The Huey

Conditions:

Baby making weather

The Disclaimer

Emphasized like a non professional


COP

Windmills IC
3rd grade IC
Butt kickers IC
Willy Mays Hays
Leg balance

The Thang

the count wanted to end his millennials post last Thursday with 100 burpees. We didn’t get them all so lets continue this post and KEEP MOVING FORWARD!
Real Burpees 100 OWO
Mosey
Picked this next one up from my boys up at F3NETN, OLD Fashion Dora.
Partner up 100 mericans, 200 BBSU, 300 squats, Hold plank sprint
Broga
Plank, Breathing
Side plank
Tree and forward fold


COT

Onward March, we did not want to do burpees but we knocked 10 at a time snowflake stepped it up and said let’s do 20 at a time AYE! In family live, work, at your AO
I mentioned the Oscar mike foundation check them out https://www.oscarmike.org
BALL OF MAN: thankful for the ability to wake up in the gloom, not get rained on and being able to KEEP MOVING! AYE


Moleskin

Lugnuts mumble was on point, see #thehuey on slack for details. Geek squad brought the tunes, rocked to outcast, AC DC, and vanilla Ice. Way better mix then the count… who the hell is Bread Bread
Geek squad our fearless AOQ, recommend we all know someone who needs EHing. Reach out to them


tweeted this photo as total count of 8 this hit paste and accidentally added to back last.

News

  1. Come fellowship after work at 5 sharp Wednesday
  2. Friday run or ruck club fellowship after
  3. Convention March 30th the Huey will pack the black pearl with 12 HIM And a shovel flag AYE!

Thank you for your accountability 🦆

Wait A Minute…It’s Not Raining At The Battery

QIC: Sidewinder
Date: 03/09/2019
PAX: Deep Dish, Sunburn (Respect), FNG-Ralphie, 9-Volt (Respect), FNG-Schnitzel, Fastlane, Snooze Button, Rhythm, Mustang, The Count (Respect Respect), Mrs. Baker (Respect), Rug Doctor (Respect), WuzntMe
AO: The Battery

Conditions:

Amazingly enough it wasn’t raining.  It was wet though.

The Disclaimer:

 Welcome to the Pleasuredome!  I’m not a professional and you’re hear on your own accord, we don’t know what ails ‘ya, exercise at your own level of fitness, we’ll get you to your car if you get hurt.


COP

  • SSH IC x 25
  • Good Mornings IC x 25
  • SSH IC x 25
  • Little Baby. Arm Circles IC x 25
  • SSH IC x 25
  • Mosey to the Hot Gates (the arch at the beginning of the Greenway)

The Thang

The PAX began our beatdown at the Hot Gates by counting off and running out to the 11th lamp post.  Each PAX depending on their number would get to chose an exercise to perform starting with eleven at the last lamp post.  The PAX then ran to the tenth lamp post and performed ten of the respective exercise, nine at the ninth, and so on until reaching the Hot Gates. We were only able to get through four PAX before our time ran out.
Title of exercises or routine

  • Merkins 11, 10, 9, 8, and so on until we had run between 11 lamp posts and performed 66 Merkins.  The PAX then ran back to the 11th lamp post.
  • Dying Cockroaches 11, 10, 9, 8 and so on until we had run between 11 lamp posts and performed 66 Dying Cockroaches.  The PAX then ran back to the 11th lamp post.
  • Air Squats 11, 10, 9, 8 and so on until we had run between 11 lamp post and performed 66 Air Squats.  The PAX then ran back to the 11th lamp post.
  • Burpees 11, 10, 9, 8, and so on until we had run between 11 lamp posts and performed 66 Burpees.  The PAX then ran back to the 11th lamp post.
  • MARY – Captain Thors 11, 10, 9, 8, and so on until we had run between 11 lamp posts and performed 66 Captain Thors.

COT

CIRCLE OF TRUST:  As a manager, this time of year has a special significance for me as I have to conduct annual reviews which financially impact people’s lives.  While I understand that I’m reviewing the performance of those who work for me, I play a tremendous role in their success.   As leaders, we have a responsibility to make sure we are leading and not managing so that those who are subordinate to us are motivated, equipped, and have every opportunity to achieve success.  Lead from the front and lead by example, you never know what impact that will have on those around you.

BALL OF MAN: Prayers were requested for family members of The Count, Fastlane, Straight Jacket, and Ms. Baker.


Moleskin

There seemed to be an inordinate amount of Land Mines around the Greenway Saturday.  The definition of a Land Mine is: Any unwanted and unhygienic foreign object littering the Area of Operation that would cause the PAX to potentially strip off articles of clothing should they inadvertently wallow in or come in contact with while performing an exercise.  Common examples of Land Mines are dog turds and discarded prophylactics.


News

March 16, 2019 – PFT at The Battery
March 30, 2019 – Convergence in Ooltewah at Veterans Park – No workout at The Battery or The Landfill.

Shoots & Ladders 2.0

QIC: threeskin
Date: 03/09/2019
PAX: Care Bear, Fissure, Free Candy, Money Ball, Prosciutto, Skitch, She Shed, Sidekick, Snowflake, Truck-Yeah, Uncle Fester, VSquared
AO: Landfill

Conditions

Perfect for an outdoor waterslide and no hose…

The Disclaimer

We are going to have FUN today and we are not going to anything you kiddos don’t want to do.  Be sure to let us know if you are not having enough FUN!


COP

We started with a little mosey to collect everyone.  Mixed in some Slow Bernie Sanders and landed in the bottom pavilion.  
SSHs IC – 3rd Grade Exercises – Little Baby Arm Circles – Imperial Walkers – Burpees – Merkins – Lunges

The Thang

Shoots and Ladders
The race is up the up hill (ladder)
Choose 1 of 4 exercises to earn a ball: Collect them all and spell F3 FUN
2 – Burpees – F3
4 – Merkins – F
6 – Imperial Walkers – U
8 – Lunges – N
The race is then back down the hill, choose the slide or the hill.
Lots of winners!  Now its time to clean up, Everyone put the balls back!
Donut Toss
Dad’s on one side shoulder to shoulder and 2.0s on the other side opposite their Dad.
Munchkin Munition Dispensed
One objective: 2.0 toss in to Dads Mouth AMRAP
Flip the script: Dads toss to kids AMRAP
Duck Duck Goose
Circle up for Mary and mix it will DDG and its instant fun.
Commence exercise while everyone runs around and calls goose.


COT

Your Dads love you very much and that’s why they want to share this (F3) with you.  Know that they are motivated to be here because they want to be better men for you.   
CIRCLE OF TRUST: 
Counterama, 26
Namerama, Recorded and some nicknames were given and assumed. 
Announcearama and the Ball Of Man.
BALL OF MAN: Congregation of two or more men in physical contact, usually (but not exclusively) in the prayer that terminates the COT. Abbr: BOM]


Moleskin

Some of the guys may have enjoyed the slides more than the 2.0s.
Most of the 2.0s enjoyed the donut toss more than the guys.
Some of the ammunition was not “spent” but consumed.


News

Enjoyed the kids, forgot the news…

Millennial’s(Remake)

Date: 03/07/2019
QIC: The Count
PAX: Ducktales, Geek Squad, Hasbro, Hector, Milkman, Mr. Clean, Pumpkin, Radiohead, Saddlebags, She-Shed, U-Turn
AO: The Huey

Conditions:

28 degrees, calm and dry

The Disclaimer:

I’m not a professional. You are here on your own initiative. Push yourself and modify as necessary to avoid injury. If you get hurt let someone know, and we will get you back to your transportation or to ER if necessary.


COP

Mosey around track to Back P/L –  Warm Up: Sprinkler, Windmill, Tappy Taps, Finkle Swings   

The Thang – Millenial

Goal is a total count of 2000 total reps as a team. The full pax does 100 reps each of a called exercise, then runs a 100m lap back to a point where they gather again for the next called exercise. There will be 10 cycles, which get you to your number. Teamwork matters. The first nine cycles end when the FIRST person gets to 100, which keeps the pax together. The last cycle, which is always burpees, is done together (We ended up doing Burpees for a solid 4 minutes before time ended.
Cycles: 1) SSH; 2) Lunges; 3) Merkins; 4) LBCs; 5) Mtn. Climbers; 6) Flutters; 7) Imperial Walkers; 8) Squats; 9) Oblique Crunches – 50 per side; 10) Burpees.  Named as year 2000 is within the time period around which the Millenial generation was born.
Let me say the mumble chatter was strong today, and mostly because Radio-Head saved me from being up close and personal with a “Land-Mine.”  In this case it was a spent condom!  I of course directed everyone to move several feet from that point!  From that point forward, the barbs and jabs were flying!  At one point I recall Mr. Clean threaten to stuff Geek Squad into that “Land-Mine”…and of course there were a few, “That’s what she said” as well.  All in all it was a fun and enjoyable workout!

CIRCLE OF TRUST (COT):

Counterama, Namerama, (No FNG’s)
Prayers and Praises for our families and those who could not be with us.
BALL OF MAN!

Moleskin

Came from today’s reading from “Forward Day by Day”:  Psalm 37:1,3. Do not fret yourself because of evildoers; do not be jealous of those who do wrong.  Put your trust in the Lord and do good; dwell in the land and feed on it’s riches.
Most days I haven’t been out of bed very long before I catch sight of a headline on my phone or the front page of the newspaper and plunge headlong into fretting because of evildoers.  This seems a particularly dark time in our country.
Surely, we aren’t supposed to let evil have it’s way while we sit back and wait for God to make the bad guys “wither like the grass.”
The psalmist’s advice is quite clear: Trust in the Lord. God is in charge of the endgame.  Do good, boldly resist evil, and work for justice, mercy, and peace.  We are reassured that “there is a future for the peaceable,” and “the future of the wicked is cut off.”
Trust. Do good. Don’t fret.  

Forgive and Forget

QIC: Prosciutto
Date: 03/07/2019
PAX: Ringwald, Laces Out (Respect), Sunburn (Respect), Money Ball, Speed Bump, Dirk, Iron Butt (Respect), Back Pew, Peanuts, Roadhouse (Respect), Cowbell, Sunshine
AO: Hill City

Conditions

28 degrees and clear skies

The Disclaimer

F3 is a free, peer-led organization that was co-founded by the 2018 North Carolina Attorney of the year. You probably don’t want to stand toe-to-toe with the man who started it all, so keep yourself in check. Take responsibility for your own actions and also know your limits. I’m not a professional, although some call me “Pro”; it’s a very different kind of “pro” —  a saltier, thinner, hammy-er type of pro.


COP

Hit a pre-lap for any late-comers that were exiting the fartsack a few minutes late.
All exercises in Cadence:
– SSH
– BAC F/B
– MNC
– HK
– Hillbillies
– American Hammer
– Smurf Jacks
– Table Saw

*Partner up for partner exercises while partnering up with your partners
Some of these while facing your partner:
1) Bropee’s x 5
2) P1 Plank while P2 lateral hops back & forth x 5
3) P1 Plank while P2 merkins with one arm up on P2 back x 5 (switch arms)
4) Crab position and touch feet with partner (right-to-right, left-to-left) x 10
5) Fist-Bump Merkins x 10

Repeato

The Thang

The Politically Correct Indian Bear Merkin
Like a Native American run, all pax line up together. The furthest Native American in the back bear crawls to the front position while the rest of the pax are planking and waiting. Once he arrives at the very front of the other Native Americans, he must instruct the Pax to perform Merkins (3). Once that is complete, the next Native American starts walking like a bear *might.
Beast
6 exercises – 6 stations – 6 reps per station
Merkins, LBC, Lunge, Flutter Kick… ran out of time


COT

“Your wound is probably not your fault, but healing is your responsibility. If you don’t heal your wounds, you’re going to bleed on people who didn’t cut you. Your scars aren’t proof that you’re broken, they’re proof that you’ve healed.”

This morning I shared a few words about forgiveness. I’ve often felt that it takes a lot of courage to show vulnerability, so here goes:
This past week I vacationed for my Dad’s birthday with my older brother and a couple of cousins. It brought to mind some of the issues of the past, from a relationship perspective. I’ve got a great Dad, there’s no issues there, and my brother is my big brother and he was kind of like a younger version of my Dad. There have been moments, though, where I’ve been underwhelmed as a son in how a situation was handled. Times where there was lack of support, complete lack of consideration or -the worst- just feeling like you’re second-best in someone’s eyes. In those times, I’d often reflect and question why. Not understanding why there was not much of a connection or just that you were “in the way.” This was difficult at a young age to have to navigate.
In those times, it was my mother who would offer very poignant advice in an extremely simple and efficient way; “Turn the other cheek”, or, “Kill them with kindness”, or “Don’t show them how much it hurts you, show them how much you still care”, she’d say. These simple (yet effective) musings have made a profound impact on me as a person and still do.  And when executed properly, work without fail.
Anyone who knows me, knows that forgiveness is something that I can’t live without. I find myself asking for forgiveness more often times than I deserve to receive. 
I recently read that the simple phrase, “Vengeance is mine” is mentioned in 27 verses in scripture (e.g. Proverbs, Deuteronomy, Romans, Paul’s letters, Gospels, etc). I’m not a super intelligent guy, but if something is mentioned that many times, I say it’s probably worthwhile advice. These three words, are enough for me to take with me into daily battle knowing that I’m not alone, that we have a Father who loves us and cares for us and that He alone will handle the dirty work. It’s our job to follow the example his Son illustrated time and time again by forgiving others, as they will inevitably fall short of expectation.


Prayers:
Money Ball – workplace situation
Laces Out – Family member
The Count’s family
Peanuts’ Father-in-law
Back Pew’s travel


Moleskin

The Native American exercise worked well and we didn’t use racially insensitive words during the exercise. 
Ringwald suggested that Native American music would pair well with the effort; what a guy! Always next time…
Bropees are a thing and they’re definitely much more fun with a bro
*Money Ball’s bear crawl looks like a bear who has never actually walked like a bear; sideways.


News

– 03/09 2.0 Day
– 03/30 Convergence in Ooltewah
– Red Bank Baptist’s “Man Church” kicking-off. Check Slack channel #Faith for more details (Money Ball or Laces Out can also provide more info).

Circles of Intervals

QIC: Sunburn
Date: 03/05/2019
PAX: Back Pew, Care Bear, CANDU, Dirk, Ducktales, Free Candy, Flemish, Goose, Hobo, Iron Butt (Respect), Moneyball, Peanuts, Ringwald, Roadhouse (Respect), Skitch, Sunshine, WuzntMe
AO: Hill City

Conditions:

So cold that Ducktales showed up dressed like Ralphie from A Christmas Story

The Disclaimer:

Expressed and added the 5 Core Principles of F3 which is a good reminder every once in awhile.

COP:

SSH
Willie Mays Hays
Forward Fold
Windmills
Imperial Walkers
Mountain Man Poopers – Had to demonstrate because some HIM’s  didn’t do the homework assignment.
Arm over head point elbow to sky
stretch
Little Baby Arm Circles
Reverse Little Baby Arm Circles
Seal Clap
Military Press

The Thang

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6 Pain Stations for 45 second intervals – Run to each station – 2 Rounds
Station 1: Burpees
Station 2: Jump Squats
Station3: Bench Dips
Station 4: Step Up’s
Station 5: Merkins
Station 6: Froward Lunges
In between rounds we met in the
middle for Warrior Lunges
After Second Round we ran around
the circle, met at one end and Bear Crawled to the middle to hold a 2-minute
lower plank to talk about and test our mental toughness.  Bear Crawled back out to the circle and mosey
to the parking lot to do some abs and end with our COT

COT

We talked a lot about Mental Toughness this morning and why it’s important. Those who excel in whatever endeavor they take on aren’t necessarily the most skilled, the smartest or the most physically gifted, it’s those who have built up mental toughness or “grit” through the focused discipline of being consistent to do those things that need to be done to get better. They are the one’s that push themselves beyond what they think they are capable and continuously do the hard things that make them better. I Challenged everyone to get out of your comfort zone and do something that maybe you’ve been thinking about but haven’t taken the steps to start. Look for an area in each of the F’s to get out of your comfort zone and do in order to make yourself better. Set Goals, Grind it out when it feels impossible, Fail and then get right back up and persevere. A big task or goal may look too big at the beginning but you get there one day at a time through baby steps.


Moleskin

Handbag was the only HC that didn’t show. However, he did give a courtesy call to Ringwald at 4:00 AM to let him know he wouldn’t be posting. With friends like that who needs an alarm clock?
CANDU’s excuse for not executing the homework assignment was that he didn’t have time for the video to load. Either he needs better internet or he need more patience. After all you are about to get married and that patience thing will go a long way.

News

2.0 this Saturday. Fellowship opportunities coming up so check the channel for times and locations. Some expressed they will be fasting as we approach lent this week, maybe you want to join them. Various Ash Wed services to attend. I apologize but don’t remember the specific church WuzntMe said he will be attending but all are invited. Maybe, he could put that on SLACK. Sunburn is now a licensed Realtor in the state of TN & GA. Referrals that turn into a sale are rewarded with Gift Certificates so it you know anyone that needs to buy or sell a house pass them my way.

They Call Me The Breeze

QIC: threeskin
Date: 03/04/2019
PAX: Best In Show, Fastlane, Peanuts, Sidekick
AO: Beast Ridge

Conditions

Remaining dampness turned cold.  Hurts your bones. Slight Breeze.

The Disclaimer

A number of old friend here. We get it.


COP

Needed to adjust the temp so we took shelter near the concession stand.
SSHs IC x 20
Heart Health 40 Merkins
SSH heavy warmup commences
SSH
Imperial Walkers
SSH
Little Baby Arm Circles
SSH
Reverse LBACs
SSH
Milatary Press
SSH
Imperial Walkers
SSH
Forward Fold
SSH
Willie Mays Hays
 

The Thang

The Pain of the Rain of the Plain
Title of exercises or routine
Trying to stay warm, we are taking it to Fastlane’s Fireplace of Love.
Imperial Walkers
Step Ups 20 – Box Squats 10 IC – Air Squats 10 IC
Step Ups 16 – Box Squats 8 IC – Air Squats 8 IC
Step Ups 12 – Box Squats 8 IC – Air Squats 8 IC
2 rounds of Lunges
Mosey back to concession stand
Merkin Malay – Incline, Transition, Decline with dips in between.
Reverse Pickle Pounders
Hello Dolly
Flutter Kicks
Knee to Chest
At this point, Sidekick said the wind stopped…  It had not but I had succeeded in changing the weather.
LBC
Mosey Back


COT

 CIRCLE OF TRUST: The terminating stage of each Workout, wherein the PAX form a circle and conduct Counterama, Namerama, Announcearama and the Ball Of Man.
BALL OF MAN: Congregation of two or more men in physical contact, usually (but not exclusively) in the prayer that terminates the COT. Abbr: BOM]


Moleskin

Looking inward just wondering about what makes people commit to certain things in their life.  How we decide to follow the rules and sometime not.  When we chose to do things or not do them.  We all need to decide to commit to important things.  F3 is an easy choice, commit to the mission or its not really F3 is it?
Typical Beast mumble chatter:
It’s cold…
I don’t want to get my shoes dirty. – Sidekick (he might not have said it, but we heard him thinking it)
Go a little deeper, position your tongue (for good posture).
In the words of Best In Show, be prepared for “the change.”


News

Convergence 3/30 Ooltewah
2.0 Next week at Landfill