Do You Feel Lucky…..Punk

QIC: Deep Dish / 9 Volt
Date: 02\21\2020
PAX: Fastlane, WuzntMe, John Doe, Escobar, Coldplay, Clothespin, Mayhem, Snow Patrol, Toe tag, Chavez,
AO: Hacksaw

Conditions

The will must have been executed with testamentary intent;

  • The testator must have had testamentary capacity:
  • The will must have been executed free of fraud, duress, undue influence or mistake; and
  • The will must have been duly executed through a proper ceremony.

Testamentary intent involves the testator having subjectively intended that the document in question constitute his or her will at the time it was executed. Ordinarily, the opening recital, e.g., I, John Doe, do hereby declare this instrument to be my Last Will and Testament . . .” will suffice.

The Disclaimer

You did this to yourself


COP

(Deep Dish) – A Chicago style warm up

  1. SSH x 20 IC
  2. Forward Fold x 10 IC
  3. Willy maze haze x 10 IC
  4. SSH x 20 IC
  5. Teapot x 10 IC
  6. 10 Burpees OYO

The Thang

(9 Volt) – Wheel of misfortune:
Pax spreads out around flag circle with 10 divisions.  Each division has a different exercise and quantity written next to it.  Each member of the PAX takes a turn being the gambler.  The gambler chooses rolls a 6 sided dice.  The gambler starts on division nearest to him and will travel the number of divisions equal to their chosen number.  The rest of the PAX will travel with him while maintaining spacing between members. When the gambler arrives on the new station the entire PAX joins him in what ever exercise is written there.  The method of travel alternates after each gambler in the following order:

  1. Lunge
  2. Bear Crawl
  3. Crab Crawl
  4. Duck Walk
  5. Broad Jump

Roulette Stations

  1. 10 x Burpees
  2. 20 x LBC
  3. Mosey around outer circle
  4. 20 x Merkins
  5. 10 x Mountain Climbers
  6. 10 x Captain Thor
  7. 20 x SSH
  8. 5 Ground Hogs
  9. 20 x Squats
  10. 10 x Monkey Humpers

Mosey to parking lot
Forward fold x 10 IC
Tea pot x 10 IC


COT

No wisdom was dispensed due to low inventory


Moleskin

The PAX held an intervention with John Doe to explain the proper way to accessorize yoga pants.


News

 

Bye Polar

QIC: 9-Volt
Date: 01/26/2019
PAX: Threeskin, Amnesia (Respect), Bubbles (Respect), Deep Dish, Fastlane, Mrs. Baker (Respect), Mustang, Rhythm, Rug Doctor (Respect), Sidewinder (Respect), WuzntMe, FNG-Pokey, FNG-Dutch
AO: The Battery

Conditions

27F,  Dry with scattered cloud cover

The Disclaimer

I am not a professional.  You are here voluntarily and have only yourself to blame.  We don’t know you fitness level or medical conditions so push yourself within your limits.


COP

Mosey from flags to happy face on pavement.

  1.  * SSH x 20 IC
  2. Abe Vagoda x 20 IC
  3. SSH x 20 IC
  4. Arm Circles
    1. Forward x 20 IC
    2. Reverse x 20 IC
  5. Seal Clap x 20 IC
  6. SSH x 20 IC
  7. Goblet Squats x 20 IC

       Mosey up hell hill to large frowny face on pavement

The Thang

ROULETTE OF TORTURE:
Pax spreads out around 35 ft diameter circle with 10 divisions.  Each division has a different exercise and quantity written next to it.  Each member of the PAX takes a turn being the gambler.  The gambler chooses a number between 1 and 10.  The gambler starts on division nearest to him and will travel the number of divisions equal to their chosen number.  The rest of the PAX will travel with him while maintaining spacing between members. When the gambler arrives on the new station the entire PAX joins him in what ever exercise is written there.  The method of travel alternates after each gambler in the following order:

  1. Lunge
  2. Bear Crawl
  3. Crab Crawl
  4. Alligator Merkins

Roulette Stations

  1. 10 x Burpees
  2. 20 x LBC
  3. Mosey around circle (3 laps)
  4. 20 x Merkins
  5. 10 x Mountain Climbers
  6. 10 x Captain Thor
  7. 20 x SSH
  8. 20 x Shoulder Press
  9. 25 x Squats
  10. 20 x Alternating Shoulder Taps

Mosey down to smiley face for Marys
Reverse Pickle Rounder
Reverse Pickle Pounder with left leg raised
Reverse Pickle Pounder with right leg raised
Freddie Mercury
Captain Thor
Dying Cockroach
Hold plank for 25 count


COT

  In High school science we all learned that three simple machines (Wheel, Lever, Incline) can be used to create any more complex machine.  Similarly, the basic constructs of lying, cheating and sealing can be used to create wars, genocides and other acts of great evil.  In today’s environment we seem to have forgotten these simple acts are the starting point for the worst behaviors of mankind.  They have become so common with our leaders that we don’t even notice them anymore.
BALL OF MAN
Fastlane and his wife as the provide care for her mother
Sidwinder’s wife who is traveling home after staying with her mother during knee surgery


Moleskin

Masochists torture themselves, Sadists tortures others but it takes a truly evil game to make normal people torture themselves.


News

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