Barometer Day of Remembrance

QIC:  Tatonka

Date: 04/06/2021

PAX: Coypu, Cavity Search, Flemish, M.I.A., AOL, Mothballs, Toe Tag, Bonsai

AO: Parliament


Conditions

46 degrees – cool but not too cool. Excellent weather for setting and breaking benchmarks


COP

Mosey 1 lap around the track

SSH x 21 in cadence

WMH x 21 in cadence

Quad Stretches x 21 seconds each leg OYO

Fat Joes x 21 seconds each leg OYO

Little Baby Arm Circles x 21 in cadence

Reverse Little Baby Arm Circles x 21 in cadence

Mosey 1 lap around the track


The Thang

The first Tuesday of every month at Parliament is barometer day where we try to beat previous benchmarks set in prior months.
Barometer Day

1 mile run

2 min AMRAP Merkins

2 min AMRAP Big Boy Situps

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After the conclusion of the barometer day exercises, we performed the following:

25 x Flutter Kicks in cadence

25 x Air Squats OYO

25 x Imperial Walkers OYO

Repeat 3x

Time allowed for the workout die to be rolled several times. PAX completed various exercises based on what came up on the die including: 30 second plank, squat jumps, lunges


COT

Today is a meaningful day to me. I knew from my first post in September that I wanted to Q this day. I asked the AOQs weeks in advance to let me have this day. Today marked five years to the day since my father suddenly and unexpectedly passed away. I wanted to take this day to honor and remember his as I believe he embodied all the tenants that F3 encourages.

F1 – Fitness: My father’s first career spanned 20 years as a Navy SEAL. He began his career with Underwater Demolition Team 21 and eventually SEAL Team 2. He was no stranger to being in the best shape of his life and even after his retirement he continued to push himself to become better each day. The 21 reps/seconds during the COP represented his time with UDT-21 and the 2 laps around the track represented his time with SEAL Team 2.

F2 – Fellowship: Being a member of an elite group of warriors brings with it a type of fellowship that few others truly get to experience or understand. I shared that at my father’s funeral, numerous members of my father’s BUD/S class (075- hence the 3×25 reps of exercise after the barometer exercises) were present. Most of these individuals had not interacted with my father for well over 40 years, but you wouldn’t have known it that day. Their presence, attitudes, and conversations about my father made it seem like they had all been side by side from the time they first met on the beaches of Coronado. I also shared the story of my fathers wishes to have his ashes spread by sea, air and land, representing the three environments where a SEAL is expected to operate (this was also represented in the workout by the flutter kicks (sea), air squats (air), and imperial walkers (land). He had some ashes spread over his alma mater by his roommate who was a Navy pilot. He had some buried at a memorial wall at the church he was a long time member of. His spreading culminated at the Navy SEAL museum in Fort Pierce, FL where the modern day SEAL was born during WWII. Annually, around Veteran’s day, there is a SEAL muster there that includes demonstrations, key note speakers, a beach 5k, and a beach front memorial service for SEALs that have passed away that year. Part of the service involved active duty seals swimming out the ashes of the deceased for one final swim at sea. My father’s ashes were also swum out and spread by two members from his BUD/S class. SEALS always have a swim buddy during training and his classmates wanted to make sure he had one until the very end. I will never truly be able to understand the bonds forged by these men during their time serving, but the sensation of this moment can be described as nothing less than powerful. Quite the fellowship indeed.

F3 – Faith: My father was an elder of Signal Mountain Presbyterian Church until the time he passed away. He was one of the most Godly and faithful men I have ever known and he continued to grow and cultivate his faith each and every year. He put his blood, sweat, and tears into serving his church in any way possible including serving as an Elder, teaching Sunday school, leading men’s groups, and serving on mission trips. He was a true HIM through and through.

I concluded by encouraging the PAX to think of someone impactful in their lives – whether it be a family member, spouse, friend, or mentor – and reach out to them to let them know the difference they have made in the PAX’s life. It’s easy to get distracted and to say you will do something tomorrow, but sometimes the opportunity slips by and we don’t ever get another chance to do so. I challenged the PAX to reach out to someone this week and just let them know how much they have meant to the PAX’s life.

As a final note, this just happened to be my 75th post. Seeing as how my father’s BUD/S class was 075, I couldn’t help but smile at this serendipitous moment.


Moleskin

Further discussion needs to be had as to whether or not warm up laps count towards the barometer day mile

Barometer day occurs on the first Tuesday of the month – some PAX may have made a mental note to avoid showing up on the first Tuesday going forward

Cavity Search’s VQ is this Friday at Parliament. If it rains, we aren’t sure who is going to be on Q.


News

Legacy clean up day is this Saturday immediately following the morning beatdown. Check Slack for waivers and information

2nd F opportunity this Friday. Check 2nd F Slack channel for details


Recent Backblasts

    Coldplay’s Curvy Ladder of Complaints

    QIC:  Mr. Clean

    Date: 04/02/2021

    PAX: Abercrombie, Blackout, Cavity Search, Coldplay, DNF, FNG-McFly, Mr. May, Tatonka, FNG-Waxoff

    AO: Parliament


    Conditions

    33 degrees on April 2nd. Anything else need to be discussed?


    COP

    SSH x12 IC

    Willie Mays Hays x12 IC

    Shoulder Blaster x12 IC

    Forward Fold OYO

    SSH x12 IC


    The Thang

    Catch Me if You Can — Bear Crawl

    Pax 1 — 21 Reverse Crunches. Recover. Catch Pax 2.

    Pax 2 — Bear Crawl

    Flapjack. Rinse & Repeat.

    Rounded/Curvy Ladder

    Round 1

    12 Blockees

    200M Run (1 curve and back) — Repeat after each round.

    Round 2

    12 Blockees

    21 Curls

    Round 3

    12 Blockees

    21 Curls

    22 Merkins

    Round 4

    12 Blockees

    21 Curls

    22 Merkins

    40 Bent Over Rows

    Pax finished with Rounds 1 — 4 will work back down the ladder in descending order.


    COT

    Clothespin posted something in Slack about 2020 basically encouraging us to focus on the positives of 2020 and mentioned some of the wonderful things he got to do like spending time with his family.

    Oftentimes we don’t brag on people who speak of the positives, but we see plenty of advice pointing toward the woes of complaining, and rightfully so, complaining can become very toxic in so many ways.

    As I pondered this thought, I realized that, much like the old adage of praying for patience and receiving things to be patient about, complaining or over complaining will lead us down a path in which we see things in our lives to complain about.

    In 2020, My M and I did not have Covid, we did not lose anyone close to us due to Covid, we spent many hours with each other that normally would not happen, we still got paid and kept our jobs despite schools being closed, we did not experience any real hardships medically, my wife received a major surgery that even without insurance we were able to pay for, the M found FiA and is now a very integral part of their foundation and growth.  

    Sadly, we tended to jump on the 2020 Sucks bandwagon, and now 2021 has offered up plenty of things in which to complain simply because they have been much more personal than those causing that overall attitude of 2020 sucks.  

    Misery loves company, so I would love to start airing the grievances that have already come with 2021 whether it be emotional, physical, spiritual, psychological, or occupational, but I think I will take a lesson from 2020 and focus on the positive.

    My 2.1 turned 2, and one week later stole the show at my sister’s wedding reception.

    Oh yeah there is another, my baby sister got married and found an amazing man who is Christ focused.

    During financial struggles, we have made it through just fine and even enjoyed an occasional indulgence. Of course, much of this comes as a direct result of the wonderful F3 and FiA relationships in which we’ve been blessed.

    Relationships with couples our age have developed and/or blossomed 

    My 2.0 is excelling at school and gets better each day at his various athletic endeavors.

    He loves harder and deeper and prays with more soul and love than most grown men I know.

    My M is healthy, beautiful, works extremely hard, loves with more of herself than she really has to offer. My M takes 2nd place only to God as the driving force to keep me going and help guide my ship. 

    Having gifts in our lives in which we would happily sacrifice so many things to enrich those gives leaves us asking what is it that we really have to complain about, or at least, in my humble opinion, it should


    Moleskin

    I have to bear crawl around this whole track? — Coldplay

    Tatonka and Abercrombie are not made of the same human the rest of us are…

    Hackliment coffeeteria is so strong, we helped a homeless man or starving artist right there in the parking lot. Coldplay has pictures.

    21 does not come after 12. 22 does come after 21. Public education is amazing.

    In Arkansas they’re learning to identify numbers. (Or some variation of this statement) — Cavity Search

    The mumblechatter was just fun this morning.


    News

    [Fill in News, Upcoming Q’s, Events, etc.]


    Recent Backblasts

      Just a stroll around Parliament with Coldplay

      QIC:  Coldplay

      Date: 12/22/2020

      PAX: Cavity Search, Sea Gull, Oui Oui, Meow Mix, Crawdaddy, Vaccine, Threeskin, Blackout, Picabo, Rollback, Sniffer, Toe Tag, Escobar

      AO: Parliament


      Conditions

      Clear, Cool, and possible meteor showers (didn’t see any)


      COP

      Mosey to the track for the standard warm-up activities (SSH, arm circles, stretching, etc)


      The Thang

      The PAX performed an exercise for 1 minute followed by 2 laps of Indian Runs (1 normal group, 1 “way too fast” group).

      Exercise 1 – Merkins

      Exercise 2 – Flutter kicks

      Exercise 3 – Air Squats

      The PAX then moseyed through the school parking lot to the Christway Community Church, picking up the 6 along the way.

      Exercise 4 – Freddie Mercurys

      The PAX then moseyed back to the track, picking up the 6 along the way

      Exercise 5 – Shoulder touches.

      The PAX then performed a few minutes of Mary, PAX led.


      COT

      The Holiday season can be stressful, but the routine of the Gloom provides us all some distraction. The QIC thanked the PAX for their support.



      News

      New Year’s Day Convergence at #Anvil
      – #Legacy launch on Christmas Eve
      – Remember to keep the AOs active at their scheduled times, regardless of # of participants.


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        The 12 Days of PAXmas

        QIC:  Tatonka

        Date: 12/9/2020

        PAX: Coldplay, Cavity Search, Crawdaddy, John Doe, Wrecked Em, Toe Jelly, Meow Mix, Blackout, Bonsai

        AO: Parliament


        Conditions

        A balmy 27 degrees Fahrenheit with clear skies.


        COP

        Mosey for a lap around the track

        SSH x 10 IC

        WMH x 10 IC

        LBAC x 10 IC

        Reverse LBAC x 10 IC

        Seal Claps x 10 IC

        Moroccan Night Clubs x 10 IC

        Forward Fold x 10 IC


        The Thang

        Q Note to Pax: There are 12 business days left until Christmas.

        Q promised anyone who showed up that they would get presents today. Q prepared 12 wooden blocks painted to look like presents with an exercise written on the bottom. Q instructed first Pax to go and select a present and then reveal to the group what exercise we would be performing. In the following rounds a different Pax would select a different present and reveal a new exercise. We would complete that exercise followed by the previous exercises from the already revealed blocks (similar to the song the 12 Day of Christmas). In between rounds, the Pax that opened their present would select an exercise to lead the group in before moving on to the next round. After all, this time of year is about giving just as much as is it about receiving.


        12 Days of PAXmas
        Round 1:

        American Hammers x 10

        Pickle Pointers x 10 IC (Toe Jelly)

        Round 2:

        Mountain Climbers x 10 IC

        American Hammers x 10

        Squats x 10 IC (Blackout)

        Round 3:

        Squats x 10

        Mountain Climbers x 10 IC

        American Hammers x 10

        Flutter kicks X 10 IC (Wrecked ‘Em)

        Round 4:

        Merkins x 10

        Squats x 10

        Mountain Climbers x 10 IC

        American Hammers x 10

        Burpees x 10 (John Doe)

        Round 5:

        Lunges x 10 each leg

        Merkins x 10

        Squats x 10

        Mountain Climbers x 10 IC

        American Hammers x 10

        Leg lifts x 10 IC (Crawdaddy)

        Round 6:

        Dive Bombers x 10

        Lunges x 10 each leg

        Merkins x 10

        Squats x 10

        Mountain Climbers x 10 IC

        American Hammers x 10

        Jane Fonda x 10 each side IC (Cavity Search)

        Round 7:

        Box Cutters x 10 IC

        Dive Bombers x 10

        Lunges x 10 each leg

        Merkins x 10

        Squats x 10

        Mountain Climbers x 10 IC

        American Hammers x 10

        Lap on the track (Coldplay)

        Round 8

        Dips x 10

        Box Cutters x 10 IC

        Dive Bombers x 10

        Lunges x 10 each leg

        Merkins x 10

        Squats x 10

        Mountain Climbers x 10 IC

        American Hammers x 10

        Diamond Merkins x 10 (Meow Mix)

        Round 9:

        Burpees x 10

        Dips x 10

        Box Cutters x 10 IC

        Dive Bombers x 10

        Lunges x 10 each leg

        Merkins x 10

        Squats x 10

        Mountain Climbers x 10 IC

        American Hammers x 10

        Imperial Walkers x 10 IC (Bonsai)

        At this point we were running short on time so Q decided to finish with a single set of the remaining 3 presents the Pax had not unwrapped yet

        10 x Big Boi Sit Ups

        10 x V-Ups

        High Knees until time was called


        COT

        I was driving down the road recently and an odd thought popped into my mind about how in a way I’m thankful for Covid. Without Covid and all the changes that stemmed from it, I would have never found F3. I shared my story of signing up for a 5k that, due to Covid, got changed to a virtual event in which I was instructed to submit a time by a certain end date. I waited until the last possible day to submit my time, so I woke up that morning and decided to head to the local high school track to run. Upon parking John Doe and Coypu were in the parking lot waiting to begin Coypu’s VQ that morning. John Doe asked me if I was here for the F3 workout. I responded with, “I have no idea what that is.” The EH occurred after that and I showed up the following Tuesday.

        In a men’s group from church, we have been studying the book of Ephesians. In the first chapter, Paul prays that the people would know great hope and have enlightened hearts. Often God doesn’t want to alter the circumstances of our lives, but to alter the way we see those circumstances by changing our hearts. Through this, setbacks become opportunities to further put our faith and trust in Christ. I challenged the Pax to try to view every situation through the lens of an enlightened heart and in doing so grow stronger in their faith.


        Moleskin

        Coldplay will do burpees for anyone… except John Doe

        More chatter about Blackout’s “White Wig” beanie that may need to become part of the Q uniform (Q-niform?) for Parliament

        Cavity Search tried to game the system by calling a 10 count for his in between round exercise – I appreciate that cleverness very much.


        News

        Toys for Tots drive still occurring, get with Coldplay or another AOQ if you want to donate anything

        Weekly 3rd F with Chubbies is still occurring on Tuesday’s through the end of the year. John Doe is flying solo as of this writing for next Tuesday.

        John Doe is looking into more 3rd F opportunities with Habitat for Humanity since there was a lot of interest

        Legacy Launch still scheduled for Christmas Eve with Sousa and Ramrod on Q. Off the books beatdowns are occurring leading up to the official launch

        F3 10 year anniversary has been postponed until October.


        Recent Backblasts

          Thanksgiving Eve

          QIC:  Mr. Clean

          Date: 11/25/2020

          PAX: Shawshank, Toe Jelly, WoodRider, Blackout, Coldplay, John Doe, Bonsai, Craw Daddy, Wrecked Em, Abercrombie, Roll Back, and Meow Mix

          AO: Parliament


          Conditions

          Warmish. Suddenly it was in the 50’s. We agreed this was a very 2020 thing. We switched to the 50’s out of nowhere, yet it was so windy it still felt almost in the 30’s.


          COP

          SSH x20 IC

          Foward Fold OYO

          Willie Mays Hays x15 IC

          SSH x15 IC


          The Thang

          YHC main goal was to take a beatdown over the river worthwhile to the HIM who showed up for a “visiting Q”. My hope is each Pax got what they paid for this morning.


          4 Corners Escalator 

          10 Burpees / Bear Crawl

          20 Jump Squats / Sprint

          30 Yoga Squats / Bear Crawl

          40 Monkey Humpers / Sprint to Start 

          40 Monkey Humpers / Bear Crawl

          30 Yoga Squats / Sprint

          20 Jump Squats / Bear Crawl

          10 Burpees

          EMOM Upper/Core (3 Burpee EMOM)

          50 Perfect Form Merkins

          100 Leg Raises

          150 Overhead Claps

          200 Flutter Kicks

          2 Lap Indian Run


          COT

          For those that don’t know, YHC is a teacher, and this year I’ve been able to combine both passions: teaching Special Education students and social studies.

          One of the first standards is based around Jamestown and the 1st Thanksgiving.

          The 1st Thanksgiving was actually very different than we think. (1) It was originally celebrated in October, (2) they didn’t eat turkey (plenty of venison to go around), (3) OH, and this feast was a Thanks to God for putting the Natives in their lives.

          Thanksgiving was actually the first “Christian” holiday of the new colonies. It was significantly more grounded in Christianity than even Christmas; again, the whole point was to thank God for his blessing of the Native Americans.

          Without the Natives, those of Jamestown would’ve ended up just as those of Roanoke did: gone without a trace.

          However, the Natives taught them to hunt more efficiently, but more importantly, they taught the Pilgrims how to farm. That’s right, the Native Americans, not the Pilgrims, were your original American farmers.

          Where is all this going? Well, on this Thanksgiving Eve, I’m quite certain you’re taking time to recognize aspects of your life in which you’re thankful.

          The time you take to express thankfulness is great. The time the Pilgrims took to express their thankfulness was great; however, I think we all know the eventual future of the Native Americans.

          Rather than be forever thankful, as the colonial population grew, they dropped the attitude of gratitude and took advantage of their Native friends. There is a reason we have “Trail of Tears” signs all throughout this area.

          I challenged each Pax to remain thankful throughout the whole year, and never take advantage of those aspects in which they’re thankful. Embrace them. Love them. Encourage them. Support them.

          Finally, YHC expressed a great deal of gratitude who defeated the fartsack and came out this morning!!


          Moleskin

          “Remember guys it’s ok to go to your knees if you can’t do it right.”

          What’s the modification for Burpees

          Pax was fairly quiet.


          News

          Thanksgiving Co-Q (Iron Butt [Respect, Respect] & Skitch) Convergence at Hill City!!


          Recent Backblasts

            If it ain’t raining, we ain’t training

            QIC:  Coldplay

            Date: 11/11/2020

            PAX: Threeskin, John Doe, Crawdaddy, Woodrider, WuzntMe

            AO: Parliament


            Conditions

            At first, warm and wet. Later, warmer and wetter


            COP

            Quick half lap around the track followed by:

            17 SSH

            17 John Doe Planks (ask JD for a demonstration)

            17 Forward fold

            17 Third grade exercise

            17 WMH

            17 WuzntMe SSH (ask Wuz for a demonstration)


            The Thang

            The PAX then completed their lap around the track, dropping some cones along the way (about 100m apart). The PAX then got into formation to run around the track with the QIC performing cadence and singing a few jodies. The PAX did…. “adequate”. We probably completed 3 more laps.

            The PAX then completed a set of exercises at each cone, moseying in-between.

            Cone 1 – 1 merkin + 16 V-Ups

            Cone 2 – 2 merkins + 15 V-Ups

            etc

            Finished with some Mary.


            COT

            QIC built the beatdown around the number 17. Recent studies have shown that 17 veterans commit suicide every day. While this number is trending downward, it still represents about 1.5 times that of civilian suicides. This is a staggering statistic that has recently hit home for the QIC.

            Prayers (spoken and unspoken) for many F3 brothers.

            Happy Veterans day to our F3 brothers.


            Moleskin

            John Doe has silky smooth hair which is obviously well maintained. WuzntMe has finally attended a Coldplay beatdown. Threeskin doesn’t like litter and will clean up after you. Burpees will cleanse your soul.


            News

            BEER RUN! THIS WEEKEND!!! The Battery throwdown on Saturday. 3rd F opportunities abound.


            Recent Backblasts

              Salt in the Post IP Wounds

              QIC:  Fissure

              Date: 09/16/2020

              PAX: Cavity search, Coldplay, John Doe, Woodrider, Wreckedem, Meow Mix

              AO: Parliament


              Conditions

              Real, real nice. Fall is upon us


              COP

              SSH, fwd fold, iraqi tea time, tea pots, SSH


              The Thang

              Orange cones marked off 100ish yards on both the straightaways on the track
              Yellow cones were also setup on the first straightaway every 25 yards for 125 yards

              Beginning at the first straightaway we performed burpee broad jumps for 100 yards, mosey’d the first curve, bear crawled the next straightaway 100 yards and mosey’d the next curve until we reached the first yellow cone to begin ladders on the rest of the yellow cones. 7 total stops.
              After ladders we started it all over again at the first orange cone for more burpee broad jumps. On and on until time is called. Everyone complated two total rounds with a few getting another 50 yards of the burps/broad jumps.

              Circled up.
              20 big boi situps, then 18, then 16 down to 2. A couple finished these in the grass.
              20 leg lifts, then 18, then 16 down to 10. Most finished these in the grass.
              20 big boi situps. Woodrider and Cavity Search never left the track because they are TOUGH.


              COT

              Major kudos to John Doe and Coldplay for stepping up to lead Parliament. F3 hasn’t grown to this size by some magical force of nature. Growth happens when the atom splits over and over and it takes guys like those two.


              Moleskin

              All the guys except the Q did Iron Pax week 3 the day before. Beasts! Also oops.

              Cavity Search asked if we were enjoying our FIA workout in the grass. Solid burn.


              News

              Stay tuned for F3 Chattanooga 4th anniversary plans


              Recent Backblasts

                Supercharged

                QIC:  DNF

                Date: 9/5/20

                PAX: Abercrombie, Furley, Deep Dish, Gaylord, Schnitzel, Shawshank, 9 Volt, Clothespin, Coldplay

                AO: The Battery


                Conditions

                A cool 61 degrees, tolerable humidity, no precipitation


                COP

                Mosey to the tennis courts

                SSH x20 IC

                Willy Mays Hayes x10 IC

                SSH x20 IC

                Forward Fold x8 IC

                Third Grade Exercises x12 IC


                The Thang

                We used the outer four corners of two combined tennis courts and did 4 exercises at each station, with a designated mode of transportation between each. PAX finishing ahead held Al Gore or a plank until the six was in. The four stations of exercises were rinsed and repeated.

                STATION I (legs):

                Jump Squats x20 OYO

                Monkey Humpers x40 OYO

                Bonnie Blairs x20 OYO

                Mountain Climbers x40 OYO

                Mode of transportation to next corner was 10 broad jumps, followed by a 10 pace bear crawl

                STATION II (core):

                6 inches (until recover)

                Twisted Scissors x30 IC

                Heel Touches x30 IC

                LBC’s x40 OYO

                Mode of transportation to next corner was 10 broad jumps, followed by a 10 pace bear crawl

                STATION III (Chest):

                Merkins x30 OYO

                Wide Merkins x20 OYO

                Diamond Merkins x10 OYO

                Burpees x5 OYO

                Mode of transportation to next corner was 10 broad jumps, followed by a 10 pace bear crawl

                STATION IV (Pick your poison)

                Q called on different PAX members for a total of 4 exercises. Multiple rounds were completed of the four corners, and the exercises at station IV consisted of…. Hundreds, Big Boi’s, Russian Twists, Jane Fonda’s, American Hammers, Flutter kicks, Imperial Walkers, LBC’s, Elbow Plank, Freddie Mercury’s ( a few repeats… especially the Hundreds)

                Mode of transportation to next corner was 10 broad jumps, followed by a 10 pace bear crawl

                3 rounds were completed before time. We then moseyed back to the flags with our final 60 seconds.


                COT

                Stay close to your friends. There are too many men out there who gave up on forming true friendships after finishing school. In addition, many men have lost touch with the wonderful friendships that they were blessed with in their younger years. Why? Likely because they have started families, are working on starting families, have gotten career focused… all of which are very good things. Yet, if we do not make time for friendships, we are empty in one corner of our lives. I encouraged PAX to reach back and reconnect with any friendships they may have lost touch with over the years. Encouraged those who have strong friendships to hold onto them and cherish them. I love to see some of the youth sports going on right now, even in the middle of all the modern day madness. It is so much more for these kids than winning. It is camaraderie. It is learning how to win together, deal with defeat and failure, seeing the value of hard work, and caring about and contributing to a greater good. In addition to lifelong friendships, we fortunate men are active in F3 which is developing a whole new set of friends as we continue to age. Proof that making friends is a lifelong journey and should never stop.


                Moleskin

                9 Volt can bear crawl faster than anyone, and if he shaved his wrists to make his fit watch more accurate he would look like a poodle. Deep Dish enjoys a pick your poison exercise and is quite dangerous… to no surprise. Puddles of sweat were left on the courts, staking our claim.


                News

                Labor Day Convergence

                Beer Run (stay tuned on the development of this plan)

                3rd F rundown by Coldplay. See channel for info


                Recent Backblasts

                  Tour de Parliament

                  QIC:  Coldplay

                  Date: 8/5/2020

                  PAX: Mr May, Mayhem, Woodrider, Hey Buddy, Cowbell, John Doe, Sousa, Blackout, Cavity Search, Toe Jelly

                  AO: Parliament


                  Conditions

                  Cool, dark, wet grass, high-60s


                  COP

                  A quick mosey around the track, followed by a little warm-up and stretching:

                  • 25 SSH
                  • 10 count Forward Fold
                  • 10 count Forward Fold (for John Doe)
                  • 10 count Third Grade Exercise
                  • 15 count little baby arm circles
                  • 15 count reverse little baby arm circles
                  • 15 count raise the roof
                  • 15 count moroccan nightclub
                  • 15 count chinook
                  • 25 SSH

                  The Thang

                  Once the Pax were warmed up, we started some jukebox exercises:

                  Mosey to the OHS parking lot:

                  Song 1 – Roxanne – The Police – The Pax performed Balboas on the curb during the song and a burpee every time “Roxanne” was sung.

                  Mosey to the front of the building:

                  Song 2 – something from Pandora – The Pax performed “the Steps of Parliament”; Ladder Merkins up the steps for the duration of the song.

                  Mosey to the field in front of the church:

                  Song 3 – Black Betty – Ram Jam – The Pax performed Flutter Kicks during the song and a Big Boy Sit-up every time “Bam-ba-Lam” was sung .

                  Mosey to the practice football field:

                  Song 4 – Yeah – Joe Nichols – The PAX held high plank during the song and performed a Mountain Climber each time “She” was sung and a Plank Jack each time “Yeah” was sung.

                  Mosey back to the track for COT.


                  COT

                  QIC spoke about leveraging the support network of F3 Chatt. Men from all walks of life suffer in the gloom together. It’s a rare opportunity to be surrounded by such a diverse group of men.


                  Moleskin

                  There was considerable MC regarding the abrasion one gets while performing big boy sit ups on pavement or concrete. Proper name still TBD.

                  Also, Joe Nichols is a national treasure and would never celebrate non-consensual coitus.


                  News

                  Be on the look out for upcoming volunteer opportunities with F3.


                  Recent Backblasts

                    No Phone Left Behind @ Parliament

                    QIC:  Coldplay

                    Date: 07/31/2020

                    PAX: Wrecked Em, Woodrider, Hey Buddy, Three Skin, El Chapo, Cavity Search

                    AO: Parliament


                    Conditions

                    Warm, muggy, slight “cool breeze” at the very end.


                    COP

                    Mosey to the OHS Football practice field for a quick warm-up:

                    • 20 SSH
                    • 10 Little Baby Arm Circles
                    • 10 Big Arm Circles
                    • 10 Forward Fold
                    • 10 Willie Mays Hayes

                    The Thang

                    Mosey to the OHS band practice field for some “rounds” of exercise:

                    • 9 exercise stations were set up in a large circle (Merkins, SSH, Plank Jacks, Burpees, Air Squats, Mountain Climbers, BBS, Imperial Walkers, Shoulder Touches)
                    • PAX ran around the circle for 2 minutes
                    • PAX performed the exercise station nearest to them at the end of the 2 minute run
                    • PAX performed that exercise for 1:30
                    • Repeat for 10 cycles

                    Mosey back to the OHS Football practice field for some PAX led Mary


                    COT

                    QIC spoke about the importance of giving back. Several volunteer opportunities are gaining traction on the 3rd F Slack channel. Expect to see great support this year.


                    Moleskin

                    Things QIC cannot do:

                    • Properly operate Bluetooth speakers
                    • Turn off his phone without assistance
                    • Locate phone

                    Luckily, the PAX were willing to circle back, post-workout to help locate the phone.


                    News

                    F3 10 year anniversary in January, Tuesdays volunteer opportunities at Chubbys BBQ and at The Caring Place in Cleveland


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