Iron Pax on Ice

QIC: Prosciutto

Date: 10/17/2019

PAX: Burrito, Coypu, Kickback

AO: SMACkdown


Conditions

Cold, clear and brisk. Less campfire smell than Tuesday, but still perfect morning for committing ourselves to the gloom.


COP

SSH x 20 IC
Russian Twist x 10 IC
IW x 10 IC
Forward Fold x 8 IC
Wide Stance Fwd Fold x 8 IC
….

The Thang

Taking the queue (Q?) from Iron Pax Warmup Week 0
6 Rounds for Time
24 Squats
24 Walking Lunges (both leg strides count once)
24 Merkins
Run 400 M

You know you’ve done it right when you’ve run at least 1.50 miles


Moleskin

Coypu is really good at swearing; some folks are better than others, but this guy is a pro.

Lots of kidnappings today (Whittler seized by the “on-call” doctor witchcraft; Newport home with sick kid)

ROY fartsackers need to come out and quit laying in bed dreaming. There’s work to be done.

Kickback crushed his second ever F3 workout – Credit to Coypu and Burrito for encouraging and picking up the six. That’s what we’re here to do! Great job by all.


News

F3 Dad’s day workout on 10/19 at The Landfill.

Breakfast to follow at the nearby Southern Restaurant that used to be the zipper-head restaurant which shut-down due to cat problems.


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    Pain buffet

    QIC: Ducktales

    Date: 10/15/2019

    PAX: Gusher, Whittler, Prosciutto, Burrito, Blindside, Money Ball, Laces Out, FNG-Kickback

    AO: Smackdown


    Conditions

    52 when the alarm went off, I am creating my own what to where at what temp chart and 52 to 42 is shorts with light base layer shirt.


    The appetizer

    SSHs (20x), IWs (20x), Parker Peters (15x), Squats (15x), WMs (15x), Box Cutters (20x), Willy Mays hays (5x)

    The Buffet Of Pain included the following exercises.

    First plate

    Mosey

    • Jumping Lunges (Double)

    • Big Boy Sit Ups

    • Wide Arm Merkins

    • Jumping Squats

    • Burpees

    • American Hammers (Double)

    Mosey

    Second serving

    • Carolina Dry Docks

    • Donkey Kicks

    • Flutter Kicks (Double)

    • Dips

    • Diamond Merkins

    • 100 Yard Dash

    Still room for more from the buffet

     

    Thought that would be enough, and got thrown off on end time, so added wall sits

    Mohomid ali IC

    Joe Feaster IC

    Bus drivers IC

    Overhead press

    Mosey

    Bear crawl

    Mosey

    Reverse crabwalk

    Burrito mentioned wheelbarrow partner exercises helped him to be world champion of 8th grade wrestling, sooo we partnered up and got better.

    Partner fireman’s carry

    Partner wheelbarrow

    Buffet dessert-better than a chocolate fountain.

    Inspired by she shed bleachers rounder.

    5 burpees box jump up row

    5 sit ups box jump up

    5 pushups box jump up

    5 crunches step down and

    repeat 5 times, shortened to 4 when I realized that the mtn folk end the pain fest at 06:15

    COT

    This post was modified but the COT was straight from a Q from the fort. Thank you Deacon https://f3thefort.com/backblasts/

    Moleskin: We are constantly feeling good and bad pressures during our journey of life. Life has valleys and peaks with both bad and good experiences. Life is also like a train on parallel tracks, we continually find ourselves between the good track and the bad track. When things go well in life, we are soon challenged with a tragedy or a loss. Remain steadfast. Be aware of when you become unbalanced toward the bad track where evil one awaits. Choose God and move forward.

    PS This came back up at dinner from my son and that reminded my Wife about her bible study this morning. Probably the best dinner conversation I had today.

    News

    Lions den tomorrow

    Saturday Dadurday at landfill!


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      The Real Seven Wonders

      QIC: Prosciutto

      Date: 10/10/2019

      PAX: Whittler, FNG-Rogan, Gusher, Jazzy Jag, Newport, Burrito, FNG-Pediasure, Blindside, Cottontail

      AO: Smackdown


      Conditions

      58 degrees, misty mountain high-dollar air, Paul Blart on the scene trying to ruin our morning plans. No thanks, Paul. Join us!


      COP

      Forward Fold, Willy Mays Hays, SSH, Mtn Climbers, Slow tempo merkins, maybe something else…

      200 M run and return to shovel flag and blocks

      The Thang

      Course was set with 5 blocks (official Iron Pax weight) on each side of the shovel flag; paint buckets as way points for the designated stop points

      Burpee Broad Jump (BBJ) Relay
      All pax line up with their own block. First man in the line performs burpee broad jumps to the first bucket; do 5 burpees, turn around and lunge back to starting point. Upon returning, the next pax in line goes.

      While traveling PAX performs BBJ’s, all other pax perform the following movements non-stop:
      1) SSH x 10 IC
      2) Squat with block x 10 IC
      3) Curl x 10 IC

      400 M run; jail break for 50M

      Head over to maintenance building.

      Wall Sit Superset

      Mohammad Ali’s x 10 IC
      Smurf Jacks x 10 IC

      Joe Frasier’s x 10 IC
      Smurf Jacks x 10 IC

      Ray Lewis’ x 10 IC
      Smurf Jacks x 10 IC

      Mini Dora

      Partner up for shuttle-run mini dora
      1) 50 Merkins
      2) 100 Monkey Humpers
      3) 150 LBC

      400 M Run

      Mary:
      Flutter Kicks
      Hollywoods
      Freddie Mercuries

      _Time


      COT

      The Real Seven Wonders of the World

      A group of students were studying geography and they were asked to list what they considered to be the Seven Wonders of the World.

      Though there was some disagreement, the following got the most votes:

      1. Egypt’s Great Pyramids
      2. Taj Mahal
      3. Grand Canyon
      4. Panama Canal
      5. Empire State Building
      6. St. Peter’s Basilica
      7. China’s Great Wall

      While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one quiet little girl hadn’t turned in her paper yet. She asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, “Yes, a little. I couldn’t quite make up my
      mind because there were so many.”

      The teacher said, “Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help.”

      The girl hesitated, then read, “I think The Real Seven Wonders of the World are:”

      1. To Touch
      2. To Taste
      3. To See
      4. To Hear
      5. To Run
      6. To Laugh
      7. And to Love.

      It is too easy for us to look at the exploits of man as “wonders” while we overlook all God has done, regarding them as merely “ordinary.” May you be reminded today of those things which are truly wondrous.


      Moleskin

      • Future Weasel Shaker Jazzy Jag brought up Weasel Shaker discussion point around #pax-data and the ‘Post : Q Ratio’; offering advice on improving that number. The important note here is he’s speaking YHC love-language (data). He definitely knows how to get into the moleskin (wait, what?)
      • FNG – Pediasure loves the Braves; even wore his Chop shirt this morning. This is what a real fan looks like, Volunteers!
      • FNG – Rogan is a ring-side orthopedic physician for UFC, so there’s that… talk about job security!
      • So get this, you ever get the feeling you’re being watched?? I do…

        So, I roll up to the parking lot – dark everywhere and no cars in the lot to speak of – I’m there early to set up the workout.  So, I park close to the gate opening and I’m tossing buckets and blocks over the fence to then walk around and set up.  OUT OF NOWHERE! The GI Joe version of Paul Blart Mall Cop comes marching down the track (it’s dark and I don’t see him until last second) to cross-examine me as if I’m a witness called to the stand.  Very early in the conversation he offers his credentials as Athletic Club Property Manager and goes on to tell me it’s private property. Wanted to be sure there wasn’t any money changing hands or anyone getting paid to do the workout. I gently talk him down from an 11 to a 5.5. then, GET THIS – He walks off to go train (read: clipboard) this woman he was with!  What?!?! … So, Paul is a personal trainer and a property  manager???  I EH’d him. He will definitely never come. He definitely was the opposite of nice in his cross-examination. I hope we see him again real soon; we should bring and throw monopoly money around next time during the workout to make it look like we’re exchanging currencies. I wonder if this  is allowed? Only see these kinds of checks and balances on Signal Mountain folks…

      • Burrito confirmed his love for F3 Signal Mountain (and YHC). He will prob be on slack soon. We can confidently say that his cup is now overfloweth with Purple Cyanide F3 Koolaid
      • Don’t sleep on Blindside’s quickness. He’s sneaky fast. How else does a guy give three sermons on Sunday morning with travel in between to two different campuses? I don’t see how the man does it, but full respect for his ability to reach and preach to the Sunday faithful. True High Impact Man.

      News

      F3 Dads – 10/19 at Landfill. reserve your tickets now!

      F3 Chattanooga turns 3 in November. Convergence plans underway – stay tuned!


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        Four Corners with Field Goals

        QIC: Laces Out (respect)

        Date: 10/08/2019

        PAX: Blindside, Burrito, CoyPu, Gusher, Money Ball, Newport, Prosciutto, SheShed, Whittler 

        AO: Smackdown


        Conditions: 56 degrees, a bit cool for October this year, slight misty rain


        COP

        Warm up on the track with the following:

        SSH 15 IC, Finkle Swings 15 each leg OYO with partner, SSH 15 IC, Carolina Dry Docks 10 IC, SSH 15 IC

        Mosey to the football field

        The Thang

        Four Corners with Field Goals
        At each corner of the football field, the Pax did 10 Merkins, 10 LBC’s, 10 Imperial Walkers, and 10 Squats IC. Mosey to the next corner until all four corners complete with same exercises. Then to 10 yard line to attempt FG (college extra point distance)-Laces Out (YHC) attempted and made the first one. (Penalty for missed FG = 10 burpees). 

        Repeat four corners with 20 reps.

        Next FG attempt by Gusher (miss) and Money Ball (make).

        Repeat four corners with 30 reps.

        Everyone else attempted FG ( all but one made)

        YHC attempted a 30 yd FG with 20 Burpee penalty on the line (made…no burpees!)

        3 minutes remained for Mary

        Flutterkicks 12 IC, LCB’s 15 IC, Pickle Pounders 10 IC, One Legged Extensions 10 IC each leg


        COT

        Counterama, Namerama,

        CIRCLE OF TRUST: Read Psalm 27:1 “The Lord is my light and salvation, of whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life, of whom shall I be afraid?” Growing up, YHC lived to play football. Taught myself how to kick. Got burned out and wanted to quit after 8th grade. Had a lot of fear…fear of dying, fear of the future, etc. Played one more year of high school football and trusted Christ at FCA event and God gave football back as a platform for sharing the gospel! Fear replaced with peace of God. He is my light and salvation…no need to fear!

        Prayed together!



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          I’ll have my butler get right on that

          QIC: Whittler

          Date: 10/03/2019

          PAX: Prosciutto, Laces Out, Burrito, Gusher, Cottontail, Newport

          AO: Smackdown


          Conditions

          Starry with a hint of BBQ in the air


          COP

          Headed to the track

          Forty merkins OYO to start

          Mosey warm up, stopping each 200m to do SSH, windmills, Imperial walkers, and seal claps in increasing increments of 5. Started with 5, 10, 15, then 20 of each to finish.

          The Thang

          Normally referred to as the tortoise and the Hare, we decided the mountain warranted a more appropriate name
          The Butler and the Master

          Team up and grab a coupon

          Burpees x 10 per round (60 total per team)

          Froggy squats x 20 per round (120 total)

          LBC x 30 per round (180 total)

          Mary

          Ring of fire for 3 rpunds

          Hollywoods  x 10 per side

          Pickle pointer x 10


          COT

          I shared a recent quote I saw on the twitter that said “Your best friend is he who brings out the best in you.” If we do our best to follow that objective, we will help a lot of people. If each of us has the goal of getting the best out of just one man during each workout, we will all be better for it.

          Moleskin

          We began the morning with Pro giving us a dissertation on the purpose of T and A (tonsils and adenoids, or T and A like we call them in the Biz)

          Burrito was close to being the funniest guy in the room. But definitely the most encouraging today. Mad props

          Lots of thoughts and prayers for Prosciutto and his son.

          News

          F3 dads day in October most likely


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            BLIMP Bricks & Merkin Mtn Mortar

            QIC: threeskin

            Date: 10/01/2019

            PAX: Blind Side, Burrito, Gusher,  Laces Out, Money Ball, Prosciutto, Whittler, WuzntMe, FNG-Newport

            AO: Smackdown


            Conditions

            Warm October mountain aire. 


            COP

            Good Mornings
            SSHs
            Seal claps
            SSHs
            Baby Arm Circles
            SSHs
            Military Press
            SSHs
            Arm circles of a baby
            SSHs
            Imperial Walkers
            SSHs
            Willie Mays Hays
            SSHs

            The Thang

            Blimp Bricks & Mtn Merkin Morter (136 total Merkins)

            2 Burpee – Run across the field
            2 Merkins – Walk Back (winner gets curls) 2

            2 Burpee – Run across the field
            2 Merkins – Run across the field
            4 Lunges – Run across the field
            4 Merkins – Walk Back (winner gets curls) 6

            2 Burpee – Run across the field
            2 Merkins – Run across the field
            4 Lunges – Run across the field
            4 Merkins – Run across the field
            6 Imperial Walkers – Run across the field
            6 Merkins – Walk Back (winner gets curls) 12

            2 Burpee – Run across the field
            2 Merkins – Run across the field
            4 Lunges – Run across the field
            4 Merkins – Run across the field
            6 Imperial Walkers – Run across the field
            6 Merkins – Run across the field
            8 Merkins – Run across the field
            8 Merkins – Walk Back (winner gets curls) 28

            2 Burpee – Run across the field
            2 Merkins – Run across the field
            4 Lunges – Run across the field
            4 Merkins – Run across the field
            6 Imperial Walkers – Run across the field
            6 Merkins – Run across the field
            8 Merkins – Run across the field
            8 Merkins – Run across the field
            10 Plank Jacks – Run across the field
            10 Merkins – Walk Back (winner gets curls) 38

            2 Burpee – Run across the field
            2 Merkins – Run across the field
            4 Lunges – Run across the field
            4 Merkins – Run across the field
            6 Imperial Walkers – Run across the field
            6 Merkins – Run across the field
            8 Merkins – Run across the field
            8 Merkins – Run across the field
            10 Plank Jacks – Run across the field
            10 Merkins – Run across the field
            12 SSHs – Run across the field
            12 Merkins – Walk Back (winner gets curls) 50

            Mary-go-Round

            Pickle Pointers
            Pickle Pounders
            Stretch
            Pretzel Crunches

            COT

            Building Blocks of Life – These are the relationships that we make out here.  We come here for a workout and we leave with friends.  This makes our lives more rich and gives it purpose.  Part of F3 is practicing the three Fs in harmony.  Reach out, make the connection and help each other maximize the potential.  I can’t wait for you all to see the day when you are coming out here for someone else. 


            Moleskin

            Burrito Really, I mean really… Enjoyed the beat down.  But he will never like coming to F3 because he doesn’t like to go to places where he is not the funniest guy in the room. 

            Prosciutto defined Big Boy Sit Ups for us and why they were important in WWII

            Visitor bleachers are now Wrigley Field

            Whittler left the clothed dryer on and we didn’t notice until it was time for Mary

             


            News

            Tuesdays and Thursday are now official at Smackdown!


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              Highbrow Burpees

              QIC: Fissure

              Date: 09/24/2019

              PAX: Whittler, Prosciutto, Burrito, Gusher, Geyser, Laces Out (Respect), Cottontail, Slater, She Shed

              AO: Smackdown


              Conditions

              Fall is around the corner.  You can feel it.


              COP

              Mosey from lot to football field
              SSH x 35 IC
              Windmills x 10 IC
              High Knees x 10 IC
              Low Knees x 10 IC
              SSH x 10 IC
              SLAUGHTER STARTER: 10 burpees, 9 squats, 8 burpees, 7 squats, 6 burpees, 5 squats, 4 burpees, 3 squats, 2 burpees, 1 squat

              The Thang(s)

              Mosey to the track
              The Burpee Mile
              10 burpees then a run lap, rinse and repeat three more times

              Walk to the nearest goalpost, line up facing opposing goalpost 
              DRP suicides
              Broad jump to first DRP (25 yards), 40 merkins, run back to start
              Bunny hop to second DRP (50 yards), 30 merkins, run back to start
              Bearcrawl to third DRP (75 yards), 20 merkins, run back to start
              Run to fourth DRP (100 yards), 10 merkins, run back
              Run to other goalpost (125ish yards), 10 burpees, run back, 10 burpees

              MOM

              Gas pumps x 20 IC
              Flutter kicks x 10 IC
              Heel touches x 20 IC
              LBCs x 20 IC
              High plank x 15 IC
              Low plank x 10 IC
              10 burpees (that makes 100 burpees on the day plus any that were done while waiting on the six)


              COT

              Launch week #3 for the esteemed Smackdown and we covered the third F.  Faith.  COT was kept short and sweet as we were all pretty tired.  


              Moleskin

              Midwife noises galore from Burrito.  He never quit, though!

              YHC was pretty motivated to see some merlot splashed but no such luck.


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                Iowa? I owe a Zack Ten Bucks

                QIC: Whittler

                Date: 09/17/2019

                PAX: Prosciutto, Fissure, Money Ball, Blindside, Laces Out, John Doe, Burrito, Shredder, Iron Butt, FNG-Coypu, FNG-Gusher, FNG-Slater, FNG-Parlay, FNG-Homer

                AO: Smackdown


                Conditions

                Nothing beats the fresh mountain air


                COP

                Thorough disclaimer given before a mosey on the track with jog, skip, and Bernie

                SSH x 25

                Egyptians

                Arm Circles

                Forward Fold

                Heel Stretch

                Windmill

                3rd Grade Exercises

                SSH fast x 25

                Ape walk

                The Thang

                Mosey over to the bleachers
                The Smackdown
                Station 1 (Bleachers) – Box jump, step up, toe merkins x 10

                Mosey to end zone

                Station 2 – V-ups, LBCs, flutter kicks x 20

                Station 3 (Bleachers) – Incline merkins, dips, alternating arms x 30

                Station 4 – Burpees, Bonnie Blairs, Squat Jumps

                Repeat Stations 1, 2, 3

                Box jump suicides with squats x 2 rounds

                Mini-Dora 

                50 merkins

                100 squats

                Partner 2 run

                Cool down mosey lap


                COT

                The Second F of F3 is fellowship, also known as the “Glue”.  As we discussed last week, the first F (Fitness) is the magnet that brings us in but the second F is the glue that forms those “sticky” relationships that men need but so many are missing.  Most men have voids in their lives because they lack the strong male relationships that helps fight off Sad Clown.  When men endure something difficult together, that sticky bond becomes even stronger.  By forging these strong bonds, men develop a network of guys that will be there during the tough times.  In the almost two years I have been doing F3, these bonds have dramatically changed my life in a positive way.  Having that “sticky” network of close friends makes me a better man.  


                Moleskin

                Burrito complained.  A lot.  But then complimented the Q


                News

                IronPax week 3 – check your channel to find locations


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                  A Foolish Hypocrite

                  QIC: Prosciutto

                  Date: 09/10/2019

                  PAX: Odd Job, Ducktales, Freetime, Whittler, FNG-Coin Slot, Money Ball, FNG-Shredder, FNG-Cottontail, Blindside

                  AO: Smackdown


                  Conditions

                  Muggy, humid, purest and rarest mountain air in the region


                  COP

                  SSH x 10 IC
                  High Knees x 10 IC
                  Wide High Knees x 10 IC
                  Merkins x 10 IC
                  Third Grade Exercises IC
                  Willy Mays Hays
                  Baby Arm Circles (F/B)
                  Morrocan Night Club with Dancing/Bobbing/Moving with the Funk
                  SSH x 12 IC

                  Indian Run lap 400m for good measure

                  The Thang

                  With IronPax Challenge going on, it seemed only right to give the regions newest AO a taste of what has been accomplished so far; pair off in groups of 3 / team

                  And since we have a track at our disposal – why not summon my inner Candu, and offer a relay?

                  IronPax Relay
                  3 Rounds with 3 pax per team; cones set 40 yards out as a marker for the traveling man

                  Round 1:
                  Traveler: Lunge to Cone & Lunge Back
                  P2: Squats AMRAP
                  P3: Worst Merkins Ever AMRAP

                  When six is in, all together LBCs in Cadence

                  Jail Break width of field, both ways.

                  Round 2:

                  Traveler: Broad Jump Burpee to Cone and Bear Crawl back
                  P2: Big Boy Situps
                  P3: Bonnie Blaire

                  When six is in, all together Plank Jack x 20 IC

                  Indian Run 400m

                  Round 3:
                  Traveler: Bear Crawl to cone, perform 5 burpees, Bear Crawl back
                  P2: Man Makers w/ Block
                  P3: Overhead Press w/ Block

                  When six is in, all together Flutter Kick x Forever IC

                  Jail break width of field

                  Arrive at bleachers on other side of track:
                  Box Jump to the top
                  Dips x 12 IC
                  Incline Merkins x 10 IC
                  Decline Merkins x 10 IC

                  Jail break back across width of field; Ducktales false started, won, gloated, argued false start accusation. Well done.

                   

                  Mary:

                  > Infinity Plank with a side of *G2

                  While planking, YHC inserted wisdom regarding ‘the magnet’; half-paraphrasing from Freed to Lead:

                  There’s three F’s in F3. First is Fitness. We call it the magnet... but why?

                  It’s the draw to the group. It fills the gaps of a man’s inconsistent fitness. But it’s more about a man showing up consistently and becoming part of something. As he shows up consistently, he has no choice than to get better, be better.

                  He finds out he’s getting better each time he shows up because he’s gaining on the guys today who were faster than him yesterday; he’s making progress. It’s simple.

                  No longer does he need to pay “Crystal” the trainer to make him do lunges and squats; the Q does it now. Once he posts, he can say so long to the fake plants in the corner of the gym who “were” his comfort zone. He can say good bye to the personal trainer check he was stroking each month; without seeing any progress.

                  Now he has real men to push him, hold him to his commitments; call him out for good reason if he’s backsliding or falling short in his progress.

                  He finds it doesn’t necessarily get easier, but instead it’s the opposite. But he has so much fun doing it - he keeps coming back for more.

                  That’s the magnet. Next week, we can talk about the Glue, or the second F;
                  Fellowship.

                  * Lexicon: G2 = Information


                  COT

                  A research scientist was giving a commencement speech back in the late 70’s at Cal Polytech. His name was Richard Feynman.

                  He spoke about research methods, the scientific method, what makes a good scientist and integrity in experimentation. One particular thing I came across In the speech that spoke rather profoundly to me is where he said this,

                  “Be careful not to fool yourself; and you’re the easiest one to fool”

                  Got me thinking… Every day we walk through life witnessing, assessing, judging and making decisions. All of these assessments, we view through a prism of good or bad, that prism is based on our world view or ideals. Often times, a rather narrow prism, in fact.

                  One thing I’ve noticed is how I can internally place judgement on another’s actions or words, but completely fall blind to my own actions. I’ll judge another, only to turn around and justify my own (at times) exact same behavior; sweeping it under the rug.  That’s fooling yourself in a most extreme way. Who’s really the fool? Joke’s on who now?

                  In essence, we can all be fool’s trapped inside ourselves. I challenge and encourage each of you, to go and find that fool – cast him aside, overcome him and his judgments. Stop lying to yourself first, open your eyes and realize that kind of hypocrisy will only take you down a long winding dark road of suckitude.

                  Rid yourself of that negativity, you’ll find greater happiness and peace in your thoughts and greater hope restored in your fellow man.


                  Moleskin

                  • #Kotters to Odd Job. Happy you’re back brother! This sentence is mostly true.
                  • Ducktales false starts on jail breaks; doesn’t need it because he’s a Deer with very very very long long legs.
                  • Gonna be alot of squinty eyes in the Smackdown COT vids; Signal Mountain folk don’t like the “light pollution”. See: City Council meetings proposing any development
                  • Post-gloom coffee from the Ducktales canteen will burn everything from your tongue down to your… well, past your tongue. The first sip is delicious, after that – no taste in anything for 4 days. Worth it.
                  • Blocks ‘borrowed’ from the church may require future tithing (this is not a commercial and I accepted zero-endorsement $ to print this)

                  News

                  Iron Pax Week 2 is upon us. Smackdown will host IP Week 2 for those interested. Perfect setting.

                  Signal Mountain AO is here! Headlock everyone


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