Bowling for Burpees

 

QIC: Whittler
Date: 04/05/2018
PAX: Angus, Candu, The Count (RESPECT), Fissure, Free Candy, Laces Out (RESPECT), Main Frame (Nomad), Ohms, Prosciutto, Sidekick, Steam Engine, Sundance
AO: Hill City

Conditions

The cold weather made a fierce return, as it was 37 degrees and breezy…in April…in the South…must be global warming

The Disclaimer

Disclaimed that I am not a professional and everyone out here made the choice to be out here this morning.  We are going to have fun but work hard.  Modify if necessary.  If you get hurt, we will help you back to the RV that is randomly parked in the parking lot.


COP

Mosey to Great Hall
SSH x 10
Imperial Walkers x 10
Alternating toe touches x 10
SSH x 10
Triangle Merkins x 10
Plank x 10
Plank Jack x 10
Mike Tyson x 10
Wall sit x 10
Bus driver (or bus duty) x 10
Mosey to Riverwalk

The Thang

Nervous mumblechatter ensued regarding the contents of my bag.  Once on the Riverwalk, the PAX were introduced to Bowling for Burpees.  Ten pins were set up in standard bowling fashion.  The PAX would take turns bowling and the number of pins knocked down equaled the number of merkins and the number left standing equaled the number of burpees.  In between merkins and burpees, we would run about 50 yards, do ab exercise of choice and then run back to do burpees.  Rinse and repeat for 10 frames.
Bowling for Burpees
Frame 1 – one pin down (one merkin), 9 left standing (9 burpees)
Frame 2 – Gutter ball (0 merkins, 10 burpees)
Frame 3 – Gutter ball (0 merkins, 10 burpees)
Frame 4 – Four pins down (4 merkins, 6 burpees)
At this time, the pins were moved closer together because, in true millennial fashion, there was discussion blaming the ball and the pins for the poor performance instead of accepting that we might just all be terrible bowlers.
Frame 5 – One pin down (1 merkin, 9 burpees)
Frame 6 – Two pins down (2 merkins, 8 burpees)
To show mercy to the PAX, at this time, the strategy was changed to do merkins for pins left standing, burpees for those knocked down.
Frame 7 – Six pins down (4 merkins, 6 burpees)
Frame 8 – Seven pins down (3 merkins, 7 burpees)
Frame 9 – Four pins down (6 merkins, 4 burpees)
Frame 10 – Seven pins down (3 merkins, 7 burpees)
Mosey back to Stairway to Heaven
Incline merkin x 10
Derkin x 10
Mary
Pickle pounder x 10
Flutter kick x 10
LBC x 10
American Hammer x 10
Plank x 10


Moleskin

From “The Alchemist” – “People are afraid to pursue their most important dreams because they feel that they don’t deserve them or that they’ll be unable to achieve them.”
We all have a destiny and have dreams for our life.  We all have the ability to take control of our lives and pursue our destiny, even if there is a chance of failure.  We should not let that chance of failure keep us from pursuing our dreams.  People are often satisfied with the status quo and refuse to pursue better things either because of the fear of failure or the thought of not deserving something better.  We all deserve better and don’t have to be stuck in the status quo and God has given each of us the tools to pursue greater things for ourselves, our family, and our friends.  F3 has been that medium to help me become a better husband to my wife, a better father to my children, and a better employee.  When I started with F3, I was the guy who didn’t really work out but in less than 4 months, I now look forward to working out most days of the week and feel an emptiness when I don’t.
As many of you know, my wife and I are living apart right now, fighting the legal battle that comes with blended families and relocation.  While it is tough on our family, we both realize that taking that leap of faith to pursue our dreams is worth it.  We had the option of staying in a place that we didn’t enjoy living and I could have kept a job that wasn’t fulfilling to me.  However, I felt as though God was calling me to greater things when this job was offered to me.  While there are stumbling blocks along the way, and the risk of failure is there, I couldn’t live my life knowing that I didn’t give it my all for my family.  Pursue your destiny but don’t forget to remember all the stops along the way.

News

Happy Hour tonight at 5:00 pm at Universal Joint
Picasso, Vila, Fissure representing F3Chatt in the ruck this weekend
We are transitioning to Slack for our communications.  The tech-savvy leaders of F3 (including Best in Show) can guide you through this.

Upcoming Qs

April 7 – Angus (Landfill)
April 9 – Best in Show (Beast Ridge)
April 10 – Picasso (Hill City)
April 11 – Mr. Clean (The Griff)
April 12 – Fissure (Hill City)
April 14 – Steam Engine (Landfill)

Prescripton for Pain

 

QIC: Whittler
Date: 03/22/018
PAX: Angus, Bogey, The Count (RESPECT!), Fissure, Mr. Clean, Ohms, Ringwald, Sidekick, Skidmark, Speed Bump, Sundance, Wort
AO: Hill City

Conditions

A crisp 33 degrees with the slightest of breezes in an otherwise clear, starry gloom

The Disclaimer

This is F3 and I am Whittler and am far from being a professional.  You have wisely chosen to be here on your own volition.  I am going to push you today but hopefully we have a little fun.  Modify exercises as necessary but if you do get hurt, we will carry you back to your car (unless you need something cut off or cut out, I will give you my business card).


COP

Mosey to the Great Hall
SSH x 20 IC
Finkle Swing x 15 per leg OYO
Imperial Walker x 15 IC
SSH x 15 IC
Little Baby Arm Circles x 15 both directions IC
Moroccan Night Club x 15 IC
Wall Sit Shoulder press x 10 IC
Wall Sit x 10 IC
Plank x 10 IC
SSH x 10 IC

The Thang

Short Mosey to the Riverfront where each PAX was instructed to find their own Dwayne and meet me at the lamppost.  After the lessons learned from Prosciutto on Tuesday, I opted to allow PAX to choose their own rock instead of launching them at the PAX.  PAX were then given their prescription for pain numbered 1-10.
Prescription for PAIN
Lamppost 1 – Body Builder x 1, carry Dwayne to the next stop
Lamppost 2 – Toe Squats x 2 (4-count), Body Builder x 1
Lamppost 3 – Diamond (Triangle) Merkin (or Twerkin) x 3, TS x 2, BB x 1
Lamppost 4 – Up Straddle Hop x 4 (per leg), DM x 3, TS x 2, BB x 1
Lamppost 5 – Big boy Situp x 5, USH x 4, DM x 3, TS x 2, BB x 1
Lamppost 6 – upright rows with Dwayne x 6, BBSU x 5, USH x 4, DM x 3, TS x 2, BB x 1
Lamppost 7 – Plank Jack x 7, UR x 6, BBSU x 5, USH x 4, DM x 3, TS x 2, BB x 1
Lamppost 8 – Curls x 8, PJ x 7, UR x 6, BBSU x 5, USH x 4, DM x 3, TS x 2, BB x 1
Lamppost 9 – Flutter Kick x 9 (4 count), C x 8, PJ x 7, UR x 6, BBSU x 5, USH x 4, DM x 3, TS x 2, BB x 1 (somewhere around here we had an unnamed PAX break off, gagging over the cropdusting he had just received)
Lamppost 10 – Plank x 10, FK x 9, C x 8, PJ x 7, UR x 6, BBSU x 5, USH x 4, DM x 3, TS x 2, BB x 1
PAX now lined up with Dwayne in two rows, facing each other for the Tower of Trust
Each PAX held their Dwayne at arms length in front of them while all PAX took turns bearcrawling through the tower of trust and then sprinting back to their rock to rejoin the tower.  Once all were finished, we mosied back to the Love Shack for some MoM.
MoM
Pickle Pounder x 10 IC (Gratuitous discussion about the length of the pickle being pounded ensued)
Flutter Kick x 10 IC
LBC x 15 IC
American Hammer x 10 IC
Hello Dolly x 5 IC
My watch then said it was time.  VQ over and done.  The count was taken. The Golden Glove was then awarded to Mr. Clean (again) because let’s be honest, if you post by yourself, you deserved the freaking Golden Glove.


Moleskin

Trust
Proverbs 3:5-6 – “Trust in the Lord with all your heart; do not depend on your own understanding.  Seek His will in all you do and He will show you which path to take.”
I have come across this verse many times recently and it has really spoken to me about the situation I currently am going through with moving, taking a new job, and being separated from my wife and kids.  We all go through times in our lives when we don’t understand things such as death, illness, divorce, job loss, etc.  It’s during these times where it’s important to give our unconditional trust to God.  He knows exactly what He is doing and has a plan for all of us.  Too often we condition our trust, meaning that we make promises to get better IF you get this job or IF He heals our ailing family member.  Instead of giving our conditional trust, during these times it’s even more important to show our unconditional trust in God’s plan for our lives.  God pours His peace and joy into trusting hearts.  We as men and leaders of our family and this community need to lead by example and trust in God’s plan.  When things don’t seem to be going your way, we need to be examples to our family, coworkers, and friends of what it means to unconditionally trust God.  Don’t get stuck on what isn’t working out; instead, trust that God is always working things in your favor.
Whittler out.

News

HDHH (Thirsty Thursday) tonight, 5:00 at Oddstory Brewing Company
Chattanooga MS walk – April 21, 2018 at Coolidge Park (See Mr. Clean for details)
GoRuck  – August 2018
Tough Mudder – September 2018 (See Ohms for details)

Upcoming Qs

3/24/2018 – The Landfill (Angus)
3/26/2018 – Beast Ridge (Best in Show RESPECT)
3/27/2018 – Hill City (Fissure) – VQ ALERT*******
3/28/2018 – The Griff (Ohms)