Greatness lies just beyond the next rep

QIC:  Prosciutto Date: 09/22/2020 PAX: Burrito, Dolly, Fissure, Hambone, Jazzy Jag, Lanyard, Lockjaw, Pebbles, Purple Rain, Recycle, Sidekick, Sunscreen, Swingset, Threeskin, White Glove AO: RidgeCut Conditions 59 degrees when I left the mountain. Slightly at or above dew point as the grass was misty. There may have been a lack of deodorant application amongst the …

Happy Birthday, Smackdown. Welcome Recycle!

QIC:  Whittler, Prosciutto, Recycle Date: 09/10/2020 PAX: Ashley Madison, Burrito, Coypu, Gusher, Hambone, Holy Kiss, Joanna, Laces Out, Old School, Pediasure, Pomade, Pound Dog, Prosciutto, Red Raider, Truck Stop, Whittler AO: Smackdown Conditions And here's Gusher for the report...**Looks at Gusher who is obviously assessing the conditions... COP Whittler: Mosey around athletic club from the …

Pickled Reformation

QIC:  Prosciutto Date: 09/12/2020 PAX: Afterbirth, Blue, Hambone, Laces Out, Milkman AO: Reformation Conditions Humidity was thicccly, like.... a milkshake from Bruster's. A relatively quiet scene until the county cop, the sheriff and the signal mountain police showed up with lights on behind the church. I'm not sure what they could be doing at 5:30am, …

The Principles Detention

QIC:  Prosciutto Date: 09/02/2020 PAX: She Shed, Sherlock, Milkman, Mr. Clean, Cleaver, The Count, Lloyd, Big Al AO: Detention Conditions At Seventy-twoAir burdened with dense moistureFuzzy lap flounder COP DisclaimerSSH x whenever Lloyd decided to stroll upForward FoldWilhelm Mays HaynesworthDon QuixoteProbably something else The Thang Run down hillFrench DipsDips with a hint of democracy Continue …

Heavy Bertations

QIC:  Prosciutto Date: 07/10/2020 PAX: Threeskin, Cavity Search, John Doe, Black Out, Woodrider, Hey Buddy, WreckedEm, Purple Rain, Cold Play, WuzntMe AO: Parliament Conditions Dark, Dewy, a very derrison COP 1/4 mile lap around the trackQueue the walk-up music; 2001 --> Alan Parson - "Sirius (Chicago Bulls theme)" --> WWE - Degeneration X intro SSH …

Don’t Be Skerrd

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 06/27/2020 PAX: Blue, Bumblebee, Burrito, Gusher, Pound Dog, Recycle AO: Reformation Conditions 66 degrees and time was on our side COP Warm up lap around the Reformed Presybterian Church*Note: Instead of rep counts, we just let Burrito talk and talk. Between the endless banter, there were slight pauses. That signified a change …

Burrito smells like El Metate

QIC:  Prosciutto Date: 06/24/2020 PAX: Afterbirth, Blindside, Booby Trap, Bumblebee, Burrito, Care Bear, Jackass, FNG-South Face, Gusher, Laces Out, Natty Light, Pediasure, Pound Dog, Recycle, Snow Patrol, The Count, Whittler AO: Smackdown Conditions In between the two storms, the gloomy fog -once rested- aspires.While guttural sounds of Burrito,ruin the heavenly tones of earth wind & …

Peace be with You

QIC:  Prosciutto Date: 03/23/2020 PAX: Best In Show, Candu, Clothespin, Ducktales, Escobar, Fissure, Gecko, Gusher, Holy Kiss, Mayhem, Peanuts, Threeskin AO: Virtual Conditions Virtual Reality conditions in effect. Beware of your virtual surroundings, phishing, viruses and bugs COP SSH, Good Mornings, Willy Mays Hayes, SSH, Arm Circles, Ray Lewis The Thang Super 1: (Legs) Wall …

We Voted Today

QIC:  Prosciutto and Burrito Date: 03/03/2020 PAX: Burrito, Ducktales, Friar Tuck (Respect), Gusher, Holy Kiss AO: Smackdown Conditions mid-50's and humid; rain held off so that we could do our cultish thingsSubsti-Q this morning because our HIM Q had to tend to trauma at the hospital; Burrito and Prosciutto at the helm COP Burrito handled …

Don’t Hold Back

QIC:  Prosciutto Date: 12/26/2019 PAX: Bumblebee, Burrito, The Count, Gusher, Whittler AO: Smackdown Conditions mid-40s, day after Christmas and no sign or promise of snow anywhere. Spring blooms will soon be here. COP A few weird running laps and then a jail break to the flag...to be discussed later SSHHigh KneesButt KickersForward FoldInch WormSquats The …

Burrito Sings the 12 Days of Christmas

QIC: Co-Q (Whittler & Prosciutto) Date: 12/12/2019 PAX:Blindside, Burrito, Curd, Friar Tuck, Gusher, Holy Kiss, Laces Out (Respect), Newport, Prosciutto, Whittler AO: SMACkdown Conditions 29 degrees and snow laying around still taunting us. More on the moon phase, later... COP Warm up lap commenced 10 Imperial walkers, 1 8C BB 20 3rd grade exercises, 10 …

Introducing… the Champ!

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 12/06/2019 PAX: Walla Walla, Angel Hair, 9-Volt (Respect), Vaccine, Swipe Right, Threeskin, Plunger, John Doe, Toe Tag, Escobar, Money Ball, Bernie, Cavity Search, Coldplay, Sidekick, MaYhem (Respect), Fissure, Fastlane AO: Hacksaw Conditions Burpee weather, apparently. Way too much testosterone pre-F3 with guys out-doing one another. [phrasing] COP 1 Mosey over past the …

Smackdown Iron PAX

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 11/21/2019 PAX: Bumblebee, Burrito, Geyser, Holy Kiss, Laces Out, Newport, Pomade AO: SMACkdown Conditions 41 degrees, 60% humidity and beautifully calm... and then Burrito arrived. Smoking jackets were removed and checked at the door. COP This was off the cuff, so I'm probably forgetting one thing...SSH x 20 ICPlank and Calf StretchPlank …