Did I ever tell you about the time a transvestite stole all our stuff at the Landfill?

QIC:  Sunburn Date: 01/18/2020 PAX: Pink Panther, Money Ball, Radiohead, Skitch, Prosciutto, Fissure, Uncle Fester, Fly By, Gusher AO: Landfill Conditions A little cold but the wind died down, we beat the rain and it didn't take too long to warm up. COP Forward Fold, Morning Stretch, 3rd Grade excersise. Calf Stretch, Slow Merkins, Little …

Excellence as Habit

QIC:  Mr. Clean Date: 01/15/2020 PAX: Cosplay, Ducktales, Echo, Hardtail, Hasbro, Milkman, Postman, Skitch, Spackler, Threeskin AO: The Creek (Official Name Forthcoming -- Sale Creek Middle/High School) Conditions As Ducktales (and I don't think he knows I caught this) said, "I'm taking my shirt off in the middle of January, what the hell man." Details …

Dead Hooker Decathlon

QIC: 9 Volt Date: 01/11/2020 PAX: Deep Dish, Mrs Baker, Fast Lane, Clothespin, Schnitzel, Biscuit Ring, Shotput,  El Chapo, Pork Belly AO: The Battery Conditions Smoking reduces blood flow, which can cause erectile dysfunctionSmoking reduces  flow to the limbs, which can require amputation.Smoking causes type 2 diabetes, which raises blood sugar.Smoking causes age-related macular degeneration, which …

So Fresh and So Clean

QIC:  GeekSquadDate: January 9, 2020PAX: Backseat, Bandcamp, Ducktales, Fissure, Milkman, Threeskin, U-Turn, FNG-Gruber, AO: The Huey  Conditions 35 degrees. A little chilly, but not too bad. COP S - SSH (25)T - on your 6 - Toe touch (12 each leg)A - A-kickers IC (12 count)R - Russian twist /American Hammers (12)T - Tony Hawk Burpee (10) …

Four Corners with an Apocalyptic Opening – RidgeCut 1/9/20

QIC: John Doe Date: 1/9/20 PAX: Swipe Right, Mayhem (R), Woodchuck, Evita, Jazzy Jag, Swing Set, Spangled, Cold Play, Lutefisk, FNG - BM&E AO:RidgeCut Conditions Little chill in the air but overall quite cozy COP Short Mosey around the soccer field; SSH - 20 (IC), Forward Fold - 10 (IC), Third Grade Exercises - 10 …

Eight is Not Enough….Go for Sixteen!

QIC:  The Count (Respect Respect) Date: 01/11/2020 PAX: BackPew, BumbleBee, Dolly, MoneyBall, PinkPanther(Respect),  FlyBy(Respect), FriarTuck, , Pebbles, UncleFester, LadyScott, Skitch, Fissure AO: Landfill Conditions Temperature about 62 degrees, breezy, ground was wet but the sky was dry. COP SSH, Forward Fold, Willie Mays Hayes, SSH The Thang When 8 Is Not Enough......16 Is Perfect!8 Stations …

Escobar 1 Year of Gloom

QIC:  Escobar Date: 01/10/2020 PAX: Bernie, Anny, Toe Tag, Speed Trap, Snow Patrol, Deep Dish, 9volt, Mrs. Baker, John Doe, Clothespin, Mayhem, Peanuts, Vila, The Count, Ducktales, Chavez, WuzntMe, Moondance, Vaccine,  Money Ball, Cold Play, Red Tees, Fast Lane AO: Hacksaw Conditions Moon was only 99.8% Full, but the 56 degrees in Mid January made …

Threeskin should have been a block mason.

QIC:  Clothespin Date: 01/08/2020 PAX: Bernie, WuzntME, Mayhem, Fastlane, Threeskin, Snow Patrol, Swiperight, Vaccine, Coldplay, Toetag, FNG-SpeedTrap AO: Hacksaw Conditions It would have been a nice day to Fartsack but...... I was on Q! It was cold until some dumb fartface decided to make us workout with blocks... I really wonder about the sanity of …