Burrito Sings the 12 Days of Christmas

QIC: Co-Q (Whittler & Prosciutto) Date: 12/12/2019 PAX:Blindside, Burrito, Curd, Friar Tuck, Gusher, Holy Kiss, Laces Out (Respect), Newport, Prosciutto, Whittler AO: SMACkdown Conditions 29 degrees and snow laying around still taunting us. More on the moon phase, later... COP Warm up lap commenced 10 Imperial walkers, 1 8C BB 20 3rd grade exercises, 10 …

Introducing… the Champ!

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 12/06/2019 PAX: Walla Walla, Angel Hair, 9-Volt (Respect), Vaccine, Swipe Right, Threeskin, Plunger, John Doe, Toe Tag, Escobar, Money Ball, Bernie, Cavity Search, Coldplay, Sidekick, MaYhem (Respect), Fissure, Fastlane AO: Hacksaw Conditions Burpee weather, apparently. Way too much testosterone pre-F3 with guys out-doing one another. [phrasing] COP 1 Mosey over past the …

Smackdown Iron PAX

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 11/21/2019 PAX: Bumblebee, Burrito, Geyser, Holy Kiss, Laces Out, Newport, Pomade AO: SMACkdown Conditions 41 degrees, 60% humidity and beautifully calm... and then Burrito arrived. Smoking jackets were removed and checked at the door. COP This was off the cuff, so I'm probably forgetting one thing...SSH x 20 ICPlank and Calf StretchPlank …

Leaders don’t smoke, they VAPE

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 11/02/2019 PAX: Escobar, Fissure, Fly-By (Respect), Focker (Hate Hate), Goose, Mayhem (Respect), Peanuts, Steam Engine, She Shed, Skitch, The Count (Respect), Uncle Fester, Whittler AO: Landfill Conditions Fall is so woke right now it already got Winter figured out32 degrees and chill.... COP SSHSignal Mtn ClimbersST SquatsST Merkins.... something else...Mosey to top …

BBSRBBCCMS

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 10/22/2019 PAX: Bumblebee, Burrito, Early Bird, Escobar, Geyser, Gusher, Kickback, Pediasure, Whittler AO: SMACkdown Conditions Soggy from over night rains. 52 degrees and humid. T-shirt and shorts weather. COP SSH x 36 ICMtn Climbers x 12 ICPlank x 10 (Regular/Right side/Left side)Third Grade Exercises ICHigh Knees ICSSH x 12 ICIndian Run 400 …

Iron Pax on Ice

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 10/17/2019 PAX: Burrito, Coypu, Kickback AO: SMACkdown Conditions Cold, clear and brisk. Less campfire smell than Tuesday, but still perfect morning for committing ourselves to the gloom. COP SSH x 20 ICRussian Twist x 10 ICIW x 10 ICForward Fold x 8 ICWide Stance Fwd Fold x 8 IC.... The Thang Taking …

The Real Seven Wonders

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 10/10/2019 PAX: Whittler, FNG-Rogan, Gusher, Jazzy Jag, Newport, Burrito, FNG-Pediasure, Blindside, Cottontail AO: Smackdown Conditions 58 degrees, misty mountain high-dollar air, Paul Blart on the scene trying to ruin our morning plans. No thanks, Paul. Join us! COP Forward Fold, Willy Mays Hays, SSH, Mtn Climbers, Slow tempo merkins, maybe something else... …

A Foolish Hypocrite

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 09/10/2019 PAX: Odd Job, Ducktales, Freetime, Whittler, FNG-Coin Slot, Money Ball, FNG-Shredder, FNG-Cottontail, Blindside AO: Smackdown Conditions Muggy, humid, purest and rarest mountain air in the region COP SSH x 10 ICHigh Knees x 10 ICWide High Knees x 10 ICMerkins x 10 ICThird Grade Exercises ICWilly Mays HaysBaby Arm Circles (F/B)Morrocan …

Tour De Batterie

QIC: Deep Dish Date: 08/07/2019 PAX:  Fastlane, Clothespin, 9 volt, WuzntMe, Oiler, Topless AO: The Battery Conditions The weather out ther today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon.  Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north.  Basically, it's hotter than a …

Acceleration/Competence doesn’t come Standard

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 08/01/2019 PAX: Flemish, Threeskin, Sidekick, Blindside, Dirk, Deer Jack, Peanuts, Uncle Fester, Iron Butt (Respect), Milkman, Laces Out (Respect), Back Pew, Loan Shark, Raptor (2.0), Hobo, Red Tees, Early Bird, Skitch, Goose, Fissure, Ringwald, Sunshine, Moneyball, Sunburn (Respect), Countdown AO: Hill City Conditions Felt like 70, but who knows. Dew was present, …

The Hills of Landfill

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 07/20/2019 PAX: Sunburn (Respect), Early Bird, Iron Butt (Respect), Peanuts, WuzntMe, Threeskin, VSquared, Moneyball, FNG-Raptor (2.0), Fissure, Back Pew, Loco, The Count (Respect) AO: The Landfill Conditions Muggy as a mug, Dewey like the Decimal, 78 degrees https://youtu.be/pftMNgF0dsY COP Warm up SSH, High Knees, Imp Walker, Forward Fold, Willy Mays Hays, SSH, …

The General Purpose Practice Area Center for Multi-Purposeful Activities

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 07/10/2019 PAX: Picasso, Peanuts, She Shed, Ringwald, Sunburn (Respect), Red Tees, FNG-Doubtfire, Milkman, Ducktales, Radiohead AO: Lions Den video evidence: https://youtu.be/_m0ftbWdFYo Conditions Hot everything. All hot everywhere. Some back of the napkin stats: 0% chance of sky precipitation 100% chance of bodily precipitation 100% chance of getting better 1000% chance Ducktales posts …

Devil in the Details

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 06/07/2019 PAX: Sunburn (Respect), Money Ball, 9-Volt (Respect), Mayhem (Respect), WuzntMe, Sidekick, Cowbell, Peanuts, Threeskin, The Count (Respect Respect), FNG-Toe Tag, John Doe, Fastlane AO: Hacksaw Conditions There were conditions, if you got behind me, you were at risk of curry flavored explosions in and around/about yourself. Fully disclosed and disclaimed. Also …

Just Between Us Spice Girls

QIC: Prosciutto Date: 04/25/2019 PAX: Back Pew, Candu, Dirk, Flemish, FNG-Blindside, Iron Butt (Respect 2x), Laces Out (Respect), Moneyball, Roadhouse (Respect 2x), Sunburn (Respect), Skitch, Sunshine, Threeskin, VSquared, WuzntMe AO: Hill City Conditions 58°, muggy, spicy Offered the disclaimer for our FNG's sake, mostly. But, it's always a nice reminder. Offered a quick demonstration of …

Herbie Climbed A Mountain

QIC: Prosciutto and WuzntMe Date: 04/18/2019 PAX: Laces Out (Respect), Iron Butt (Respect2x), Roadhouse (Respect2x), Back Pew, Sunburn (Respect), Sunshine, Ringwald, PinkEye, Dirk, Goose, Candu, Whittler, Red Tees, SheShed, Landslide, Skitch, Free Candy, FNG-Cardigan, Prosciutto, WuzntMe AO: Hill City Conditions 60 degrees with blood moon looming above Disclaimer Mentioned in detail, especially given that we …