QIC: 9 Volt Date: 01/09/21 PAX: Abercrombie, Deep Dish, Clothespin, Mrs. Baker, Abercrombie AO: The Battery Conditions The novel combines elements of fantasy and horror, analyzing the conflicting natures of good and evil which exist within all individuals. COPMosey to the play ground. On the way pick up two bricks from the trunk of the sea foam green piece …
Have a Funky Little Christmas
QIC: 9 Volt Date: 12/15/20 PAX: Abercrombie, Deep Dish, Clothespin, MaYhem, AO: The Battery Conditions A distinctly seasonal flavor thanks to the presence of orange peel, juniper berries, ginger root, cardamom and cloves. Nutmeg, ginger and cinnamon are notable flavors. Honey is also featured in the fermentation process. A caramel malt flavor and spices define …
Jailbreak at the Battery
QIC: Abercrombie Date: 12/12/2020 PAX: FNG-Tijuana, 9-Volt, Mrs. Baker, Clothespin, Threeskin, Coldplay AO: The Battery Conditions Conditions were perfect! Any more details would just take away from that. COP Slow Merkins x 10 Hillbilly Walkers x 10 (yes, it's in the exicon) Whatever, enough warm up. Let’s do this! The Thang Sally up (one of …
50 Shades of Jane Fonda
QIC: 9 Volt Date: 11/24/20 PAX: Abercrombie, Schnitzel, El Chapo, Deep Dish, Clothespin AO: The Battery Conditions Well hungCOPHobble to the pavilion and take a seat on a table next to one of the harnesses hanging from the rafters. By popular request from the PAX the Q played the Spotify "70's Porn music" playlist (Seriously, …
Coke Party
QIC: Abercrombie Date: 11/19/2020 PAX: 9 Volt, Clothespin, Wuzntme, Schnitzel, Thin Mint, Deep Dish, Blackout AO: The Battery Conditions Clear and crisp 29 degrees. COP Mosey with one 1.25L Coke bottle filled with pebbles in each hand around the dog park. WMH in cadence (10) Michael Phelps in cadence (10) SSH in cadence (10) The …
Loop-De-Loops at The Battery
QIC: Coldplay Date: 11/5/2020 PAX: WreckedEm, 9Volt, Dark Wonka, Bonsai, Deep Dish, Schnitzel, Clothespin, Thin Mint AO: The Battery Conditions Clear, cool, brisk. COP Mosey around the battery, performed some SSH, more mosey, Imperial walkers, mosey up the hill, stretch and prepare for The Thang. The Thang 9 exercise stations were set up in a …
The Warped Wagon Wheel
QIC: Abercrombie Date: 10/31/2020 PAX: Premier (F3 Birmingham), Clothespin, Deep Dish, Three Skin, Coldplay, Mrs Baker, 9Volt, Wuzntme AO: The Battery Conditions Nice crisp 39 degrees, but it didn't take long for a laundry pile to accumulate in the wagon wheel hub. COP Mosey around the dog park and up to the pool parking lot. …
Rainy Day @ The Battery (surprise, surprise)
QIC: Coldplay Date: 09/24/2020 PAX: Mrs Baker, El Chapo, Abercrombie, Clothespin, 9volt AO: The Battery Conditions 50-ish degrees, cool, brisk, slight rain the entire morning COP Quick mosey around the dog park. Found a covered area to get some protection from the rain. Quick warm-up consisting of: SSH, arm circles, forward folds, imperial walkers, and …
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Remember, Honor, Rebuild
QIC: DNF Date: 9/11/20 PAX: Tatonka, Coldplay, Cavity Search, Crawdaddy, Abercrombie, Rollback, John Doe, FNG - Bonsai AO: Parliament Conditions Low 70's. Humid COP SSH x9 IC SSH x 11 IC WMH x9 IC Forward Fold x11 IC SSH x9 IC SSH x11 IC Overhead Press x11 IC High Knees (until recover) The Thang We …
We’re gonna need more duct tape
QIC: 9-Volt Date: 08/20/2020 PAX: Deep Dish, El Chapo, Mrs Baker, Clothes Pin, Schnitzel, Baby Shart, Blackout, WreckedEm, Thin Mint, Abercrombie, AO: The Battery Conditions When the moon is in the Seventh HouseAnd Jupiter aligns with MarsThen peace will guide the planetsAnd love will steer the stars COP Mosey to the top of Mount Evil …
Aaaarmy Training Sir!
QIC: 9 Volt Date: 07\02\2020 PAX: Deep Dish, WuzntMe, Clothespin, El Chapo, Thin Mint, Schnitzel, AO: The Battery Conditions Original body that runs and drives. Has a c6 automatic transmission and a 302 engine. Have clear title on hand. The paint is chipping in small spots. Shoot me a text with pic of what. I’m …
WuzntMe Can’t Count and is Proud of it
QIC: Coldplay Date: 6/25/2020 PAX: Clothespin, Deep Dish, El Chapo, Three Skin, WuzntMe AO: The Battery Conditions Cool, Muggy, high-60s COP Mosey up the hill to the pool parking lot20 SSHEvery Shoulder exercise the QIC could think of (where we learned that WuzntMe can't count and doesn't care. QIC had to take over the cadence …
CORE(t) and Corners
QIC: Sidekick Date: 06/20/2020 PAX: Mrs. Baker, Deep Dish, Threeskin, Clothespin, Schnitzel, 9 Volt AO: THE Battery Conditions 68 and Brutiful COP SSH ICX20; Forward Fold ICX10; 3rd Grade Exercises ICX12; Seal Claps - Overhead Seal Claps - Shoulder Press - ICX10 each; Willie Mays Hays ICX12; Mosey to the triple Tennis Courts The Thang …
El Chapo Rumble in the Jungle 6-11-20
QIC: EL Chapo AKA Guy LaDouche Date: 6/11/20 AX: Clothespin, 9Volt, Coldplay, John Doe , Schnitzel AO: The Battery Conditions Cool breezes - Coldplay COP easy runner stretches, WMH, Toe Merkins, Third grade exercise, on the six touch toes The Thang 1 mile light mosey on the greenway, stop every quarter mile, 10 merkin, 20 …
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
QIC: 9 VoltDate: 5/30/20PAX: Mrs Baker, Deep Dish, Clothespin, El Chapo, Cold Play, Thin Mint, Pork Bell, Sandwich, Toe JellyAO: The BatteryConditions:It smells like victoryCOPMosey around the dog parkSSH ICx20, Squats ICx20, Baby arm circle fwdx15, revx15, sealclapx10, SSH ICx10, Forward fold ICx10, High Knees ICx10, Willy Maze Haze ICx10The ThangThe …
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