QIC: 9 Volt Date: 01/11/2020 PAX: Deep Dish, Mrs Baker, Fast Lane, Clothespin, Schnitzel, Biscuit Ring, Shotput, El Chapo, Pork Belly AO: The Battery Conditions Smoking reduces blood flow, which can cause erectile dysfunctionSmoking reduces flow to the limbs, which can require amputation.Smoking causes type 2 diabetes, which raises blood sugar.Smoking causes age-related macular degeneration, which …
The Day After (Gloomies)
QIC: Deep Dish Date: 01/14/2020 PAX: 9-Volt, Miss Baker, El Chapo, Clothespin AO: The Battery Conditions 62 Degrees and absolutely perfect! COP Forward Fold x 10 IC Willy Mayes Hayes x 10 IC High Knees x 10 IC J. D. Calf stretches x 10 IC Imperial Squat Walkers x 10 IC or OYO or just …
BlockJack
QIC: WuzntMe Date: 1/7/2020 PAX: ElChapo, Toetag, Escobar, Clothespin, 9Volt, Mrs Baker, John Doe, Deep Dish AO: Battery Conditions Pleasant enough. COP Mosey to the pool parking lot. Circle up.SSHWorld's Greatest StretchLewinskysPlank JacksMtn ClimbersForward FoldSSHMerkin The Thang Grab a CMU from the previously hidden stack.Blackjack - 1 curl, 20 shoulder presses. Five LBCs between curl …
The Wages of Sin Are Burpees
(it's just merkins after taxes) QIC: 9-Volt Date: 12/31/2019 PAX: El Chapo, Mrs. Baker, Clothes Pin, Topless, Wuzntme, Mayhem, Toe Tag, Escobar AO: The Battery Conditions Howlingcow Farms may require you to create an account in order to access some features of the Website. When creating your account, you must provide complete and accurate information …
Singing In The Rain (Or just heavy breathing)?
QIC: The Count Date: 01/04/2020 PAX: 9Volt, DeepDish, Biscuit Ring, Bubbles, ClothesPin, El Chapo, FastLane, Mrs. Baker, Pebbles, PorkBelly, Sandwich, ShotPut AO: The Battery Conditions Light rain, On and Off, about 52 degrees. COP Warm Up: Mosey Up Hill to upper P/L near pool. SSH, 21's (failed - 5 Burpees), Willy Mayes Hayes, LB Arm …
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Merry Christmas we carried the Friggin LOG!!!
QIC: Clothespin Date: 12/24/2019 PAX: WuzntME, Toe Tag, Mustang, Mrs Baker (R), ThreeSkin, Topless (R), PorkBelly, Deep Dish, 9Volt (R), Escobar, Bubbles AO: The Battery Conditions Not Christmas like AT ALL!!! BAH HUMBUG!!!Twas the morning before Christmas and all through the park,Not a creature was stirring except for the Pax! (and the random homeless guy) …
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El Chapo VQ The Battery 12-21-2019
QIC: El Chapo Date: 12/21/2019 PAX: Deep Dish, ThreeSkin, Snitzel, 9Volt, Bernie, Mrs. Baker, ToeTag, Bubbles, Clothespin, Sandwich, Shotput, Sidekick, Mayhem, AO: The Battery Conditions 41 DegreesWind zero so nobody could smell the Twix Sky cloudy ... Santa came out of nowhere and forced the elves to work outside. COP Side Straddle Hop 15Willy Mays …
Well, HELLo there HILL
QIC: Fissure Date: 12/17/2019 PAX: Topless, El Chapo, Mrs Baker, Deep Dish, ThreeSkin, Clothespin, 9Volt, Mayhem AO: The Battery Conditions Low 60s and drizzling COP Circled up around the flag on the soggy grassSSH x 10 ICImperial Walkers x 10 ICSSH x 10 ICFwd fold x 10 ICSSH x 10 ICWMH x 10 ICSSH x …
22 by 2s, One inch at at time
QIC: Sidekick Date: 12/14/2019 PAX: El Chapo, Clothespin AO: The Battery Conditions 50 and drizzly. Battery Weather COP STRETCHHHHH, 3rd grade exercises ICX12, Forward Fold ICX12; SSH ICX20; Slow Squats ICX15, Slow Mercans ICX10 Mosey to Tennis courts - Side Shuffle to corner 5 mercans, Bear Crawl to corner - 5 Mercans, Side shuffle to …
Don’t Forget Why You Work
QIC: WuzntMe Date: 12/03/2019 PAX: 9Volt, Mrs Baker, Sandwich, El Chapo, Clothespin AO: The Battery Conditions Cold. COP Run around the dog park, back to the Hot Gate, and down to the flag. 25 SSH10 WMH20 SSH10 Calf Stretch15 SSH10 Lewinsky (quad stretch)10 SSH10 Forward Fold5 burpees The Thang 11s on the bleachers:Dips and Decline …
53rd aniversary of the 25th aniversary of Perl Harbor
QIC: 9-Volt Date: 12/07/2019 PAX: Deep Dish, El Chapo, Mrs Baker, Clothes Pin, Topless, Sandwich, Shotput, Porkbelly AO: The Battery Conditions “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be …
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1st Anniversary Domestic Beatdown
QIC: Abscess Date: 11/23/2019 PAX: Deep Dish, Fissure, The Count, Mayhem, 9Volt, Clothespin, Bubbles, Shotput, Three Skin, ElChapo, Gru, WuzntMe, Topless, Sandwich, PorkBelly, Bernie, Topless, FNG-Floaties AO: The Battery Conditions Raining like pouring piss out of a boot. COP 25 SSH 10 Burpees 10 Tempo Merkins 9 Burpees 10 Tempo Merkins 8 Burpees 10 Emperial …
Rivalry Saturday Game Day
QIC: Mayhem Date: 11/30/2019 PAX: Clothespin, Threeskin, Schnitzel, 9-Volt, Shotput, Gru, Porkbelly, Sandwich, Topless, Deep Dish, El Chapo, FNG-Duran, FNG-The Beast AO: The Battery Conditions Near about perfect for a fall F3 beatdown - Cool around 50ish and No Rain! (novel for the Battery!!) COP Welcome / Disclaimer Circle - Up around the flag SSH …
Mosey Here, Mosey There
QIC: Escobar Date: 11/26/2019 PAX: WuzntMe, Deep Dish, El Chapo, Sandwich, Clothespin, Floaties AO: The Battery Conditions Dark, Cold, Surprisingly No Rain COP Moseyed along greenway about 1/4 mile. Stopped and did 20 SSH. Moseyed back to starting area. SSH x 20. LBAC 10ish (lost count but Deep Dish had us over 1,000 by his …
Jane Doe: Where Did you Go?
QIC: Deep Dish Date: 11/19/2019 PAX: 9 Volt, Clothespin, El Chapo, Mrs. Baker, Sandwich, Topless AO: The Battery Conditions Dark, colder than a witches titty in a brass bra.......but otherwise pleasant. COP Short little mosey around the softball field to the upper parking lot. SSH x 25 IC Forward Fold x 10 IC SSH x …