The BAM BAM Barrage

The disclaimer was delivered on time with efficiency as two stragglers hustle to the circle.
We moseyed down to The Great Hall for our warm up – everybody loves a good warm up.
Warm Up
SSH x 20
Merkin x 5
SSH x 20
Squat x 15
SSH x 20
Merkin x 10
SSH x 20
IW x 15
HK x 15
WHK x 15
Merkin x 15
Pax are instructed to keep their arms up between the following exercises: 
LAC x 15 (forwards and backwards)
Chinooks (while holding squat) x 15
MNC x 15
Shoulder Press x 15
YHC called an Omaha
Decline Merkin/BTTW on the Slant Wall x 5 (IC)
The Thang: The BAMBAM Barrage
BAM 1: Head to the bottom of the big steps
– Box Jump to the top
– Burpees x 10, head back down
– Box Jump to the top
– Ass Kickers x 15, head back down
– Merkins x 20, hold plank wait for six
BAM 2: Head over to the bottom of Mt. Midoriyama
– Sprint to the top and back down
– Bench Dips x 25, back to Mt. D
– Sprint to the top and back down
– Angle Grinders x 30 (15 each leg)
– Sprint to the top and back down
– Monkey Humpers x 35
Hold plank and wait for the six
With a time to spare YHC called another Omaha
Wheel of Merkin x 5
Mosey over to the Loveshack for 6MOM

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Moleskin:
There’s a story about the California gold rush that tells of two brothers who sold all they had and went prospecting for gold. They discovered a vein of the shining ore, staked a claim, and proceeded to get down to the serious business of getting the gold ore out of the mine. All went well at first, but then a strange thing happened. The vein of gold ore disappeared! They had come to the end of the rainbow, and the pot of gold was no longer there. The brothers continued to pick away, but without succes. Finally, they gave up in disgust.
They sold their equipment and claim rights for a few hundred dollars, and took the train back home. Now the man who bought the claim hired an engineer to examine the rock strata of the mine. The engineer advised him to continue digging in the same spot where the former owners had left off. And three feet deeper, the new owner struck gold.
A little more persistence/peserverance and the two brothers would have been millionaires themselves.
That’s gold in you too. Do you need to dig three feet farther?
Countorama
Nameorama
BOM
Welcome FNG
Brad Gibson “Sweet Tooth” – Great hustle this morning. We appreciate you making the commitment to come out and help each one of us get better. Looking forward to seeing you again on Thursday.
News
Labor Day, Monday September 4th 0600 – We will be having another event similar to our Bottle Rocket Beatdown. These are always a lot of fun with a good mix of hard effort. Get your bones out of bed on your “day off” and get better with us.
_Angus Out