Modified Murph

QIC: Rainman
Date: 8/9/2018
PAX: Cable Cutter, Ringwald, Speed Bump, Sundance, Sunshine, Whittler
AO: Hill City

Conditions

Warm and muggy after a nightly rain. Love the smell of dry rot in the morning.

The Disclaimer

I am not a professional, you are here on your own free will. If you do injure yourself, we will help you back to your car.


COP

Warm-up was executed around “Blue Boy”
SSH x 20 IC
Mountain Climbers x 15 IC
Plank Jacks x 10 IC
Burpees x 5 OYO
Reverse that order
Cotton Pickers x 20 IC
High Knees x 15 IC
Squats x 10 IC
Smurf Jacks x 5 IC
Reverse that order

The Thang

The PAX took a mosey to the north side of the walking bridge. The PAX then executed a modified Murph workout.
Run to the end of the bridge and back (1 mile)
100 LBCs OYO
200 Squats OYO
Run to the end of the bridge and back (1 mile)


COT

One word came to mind – Laziness. It’s so easy to make an excuse to not come to the workout, to not get involved, to not do something. Eliminate this word from your vocabulary. I (Rainman) want to be held accountable to making it to at least one workout a week.


Moleskin

It was a relatively quiet morning, due to everyone being out of breath from running the fantastic-smelling wet bridge.


News

NO WORKOUT at the Landfill on 8/25 – F3 will be participating in the Cam Run.

Blast from the Past

Date: 5/17/18
On Q: Rainman
PAX: 10 PAX
Location: Hill City (Blue Rhino)
Weather: Heck of a whole lot muggier than needed to be.
What a return for the ages! I was excited to be back out there in the gloom. A lot of new faces. Many 10 counts 🙂
15 SSH
14 Mountain Climbers
13 Smurf Jacks
12 Merkins
Capri Lap
11 High Knee
10 Wide High Knee
9 Tuck Jack
8 Diamond Merkins
Capri Lap
7 Dying Cockroach
6 American Hammer
5 Box Cutters
4 BBSU
Capri Lap
3 Burpees
2 Squats
1 Knee Tuck
0 30 _ Count
Capri Lap
What goes down must go up!!! Reverse order until you get back to the top.

15 Down 2 Warm Up 2 DORA

AO: Hill City
Q: Rainman
PAX: Prosciutto, Angus, Mr. Clean, Best in Show, Whittler, Ringwald, Ohms, Vila
Weather: A Brisk 13 Degrees, but who was checkin’?
The disclaimer was given just in time, for one PAX almost impaled his head on an art structure at the AO. But, thanks to the frequency of squats in F3 he was able to dodge the structure in the “NICK” of time for the 15 down.
 
The PAX were welcomed to a different type of warm up
The 15 Down 
CAPRI LAP
SSH X 15 IC
Smurf Jacks X 14 IC
Plank Jacks X 13 IC
Squat Jacks X 12 IC
CAPRI LAP
High Knee X 11 IC
Wide High Knee X 10 IC
Mountain Climber X 9 IC
Imperial Walker X 8 IC
CAPRI LAP
Merkin X 7 IC
Carolina Dry Dock X 6 IC
Angle Grinder X 5 IC
Diamond Merkin X 4 IC
CAPRI LAP
Michael Phelps X 3 OYO
Burpee X 2 OYO
Mt. Midoriama X 1 OYO (Hill Run, and a mosey down) 
After a 10-Count the PAX were told that it was now time 2 warm up. So, we went
REVERSE ORDER of the 15 DOWN
After the warm up the PAX were instructed to partner up for a DORA. One partner took the Capri Lap while the other partner completed some of these exercise
DORA:
100: LBCs (Single Count) 
200: Squats (Single Count)
300: Alternating Shoulder Taps (Four Count)
Count o Rama
Name o Rama (Briefly interuppted all because a Phone couldnt make it through the gloom)
Announcements
Ball of Man led by Mr. Clean
PAX OUT
@f3chatt @hillcity

Equal or Not?

AO: Beast Ridge
Q: Rainman
PAX: Best In Show, Whittler, Prosciutto
Weather: A Crisp 28 Degrees and cloudy with a 100% chance of a Rainman beatdown.
The disclaimer was given in a very prompt and efficient way. After a short mosey the Q called the PAX to square up for the warm up. Two more men and the Q could have called the PAX to circle up.
Warm-Up
SSH X 15 IC
High Knee X 15 IC
Butt Kickers X 15IC
Cotton Pickers X 15 IC
Cherry Pickers X 15 IC
SSH X 15 IC
Wide High Knee X 15 IC
The Lunge X 20 OYO
The Squat X 15 IC
Imperial Walkers X 15 IC
SSH X 15 IC
THE THANG: Equality or Not?
Ascending CURB CRAWL: PAX moseyed to a hill at BEAST RIDGE. Once there the PAX were split into two groups.
Group One was assigned to bear crawl up the hill and complete one DERKIN and one SQUAT. CRAB WALK  down the hill and complete TWO INCLINE MERKINS and two SQUATS. Continue to 13
Group Two was assigned to run up the hill and complete one DERKIN. MOSEY down the hill and complete TWO INCLINE MERKINS. Continue to 13
Which group would you rather be in? Obviously for one group of people it’s going to be a harder more difficult route, it’s going to take longer for group one to finish and catch up. While the other group had an easier way, it was also not as equal because the fitness was not up to par. Martin believed in equality for all, and fought for freedom for God given rights for all people. So, while yes he was representing African Americans, he was advocating and making the way for all people groups. After that it was time to come together. The Q called the PAX to mosey back to the lot to be FREE.
FREE
F: Febreze: PAX now back together on their 6. PAX completed 2 BBSU’s on the second they were instructed to keep feet 6’’ off the ground and completed 10 Air Press. Repeated in ratios of 10. 2:10, 4:20, 6:30.
R: Russian Twist X 12 IC
E: E2K AKA Oblique Crunches X 20 IC Left SIDE
E: E2K AKA Oblique Crunches X 20 IC Right SIDE
The Q called, “Free at last free at last thank God all Mighty we’re free at last.”
Fellowship MOSEY until time.
Count o rama
Name o rama
Ball of Man
BOOM! PAX OUT!
@f3chatt @beastridge

Welcome Mr.Phelps

QIC: Rainman
Date: 12/07/2017
PAX: Angus, Ohms, Flemish, Laces Out, Stairmaster, Chief, Prosciutto
AO: Hill City

Conditions

38-39 degrees… Not as frosty as was expected..

The Disclaimer

Welcome to F3, I’m Rainman I’m on Q today. Know that I am not a professional. You are here of your own free will. We will work hard, modify if needed. You cannot sue us, so we will just help you get to your car. (literally has happened)
From shovel flag, Mosey to the lot by the Great Hall.
COP
SSH x 15 IC
Lunge Half-Lot
Mountain Climbers x 15 IC
Lunge Other Half of the Lot
Imperial Walker x 15 IC
Broad Jump Half of Lot
High Knees X 15 IC
Broad Jump Other Half
Smurf Jack X 15 IC
Lunge Half of Lot
Merkin x 15 IC
Lunge Other Half
Squat X 15 IC
Mosey to start where we of course finished COP with the infamous…
SSH X 15 IC
The Thang
After a mosey back to the Love Shack it was time to do the dang thang at each light pole.

  1. Bear Crawl to first light pole ——— X 10 Iron Mikes IC
  2. Michael Phelps to second light pole (Like a bear crawl, right arm stroke, left arm stroke, pike under, reverse pike under) ——— X 20 Arm Circles IC
  3. Bear Crawl to third pole ——– X 30 Imperial Walkers IC
  4. Michael Phelps to Fourth light pole ——— X 40 Squats IC
  5. Bernie Sanders uphill
  6. Mosey down —– X 16 Alternating Shoulder Taps
  7. Rinse and Repeat X 2

Due to the fact that we were training to win gold in the olympics, MOM was nowhere to be found.
Count O Rama
Name O Rama
Moleskin: “The greatest enemy of the best is not the worst, but the good. You won’t settle for the worst, but we often settle for the good.” Try to give of your best when the opportunity rises.
Circle of Trust

Deny and Follow

QIC: Rainman/Prosciutto
Date: 11/20/2017
PAX: Best in Show (Respect), Rainman, Prosciutto
AO: Beast Ridge

Conditions

Sub-30 temps, lots of steamy breath and teeth-chattering. Also, men in tight-tights.

The Disclaimer

Perfectly delivered, offered, and suggested by Rainman.

COP

Mosey to top of hill
SSH X 12
Squat X 12
Plank X 12
Right Hand Up X 6
Left Hand Up X 6
Mosey

Merkin X 12
LBC X 12
Plank X 12
Right Hand Up X 6
Left Hand Up X 6
Mosey
Hello Dolly X 12
Rosalita X 12
Plank X 12
Right Hand X 6
Left Hand X 6
Mosey
Squat X 12
Angle Grinder X 12
Mosey to top of hill
SSH X 12

The Thang

The Red Hot Chili Pepper:
All counted in cadence.
– 20 Left Leg Step Ups (aka Tatum Channings)
– 10 Dips (aka Freak Nasties)
– 20 Right Leg Step Ups (aka Channing Tatums)
– 10 Derkins
– 16 TCs
– 8 FNs
– 16 CTs
– 8 Derkins
– 12 TCs
– 6 FNs
– 12 CTs
– 6 Derkins
– 8 TCs
– 4 FNs
– 8 CTs
– 4 Derkins
– 4 TCs
– 2 FNs
– 4 CTs
– 2 Derkins
**Mosey to hill for three light pole Bernie Sanders and run down to shovel flag

6MOM:
– Flutter kicks x 12 IC
– LBC x 12 IC
– American Hammers x 15 IC
– Hollywoods x 12 IC right/left
– Plank x 15 IC


 

Moleskin

Rainman offered up a few verses from this past weekend’s lesson with the youth he teaches at church, notably, Luke 9:23, with regard to Jesus’ teachings to his disciples about denial and trusting in Him.

“If anyone would come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross daily and follow me”

Upcoming Qs

11/21 – Ohms convering for Vila (Hill City)
11/22 – Stairmaster (The Griff)
11/23 – Thanksgiving – Shared Q – Mr. Clean & Prosciutto & ???? (Hill City)
11/25 – Mr. Clean (Landfill)

Whole Lot

QIC: Rainman
Date: 11/13/2017
PAX: Prosciutto, Steam Engine, Best in Show
AO: BEastRidge

Conditions

It was a surprisingly warm 49 degrees. Great morning for a good beat down. 

The Disclaimer

The disclaimer was routinely given due to the fact that we had regulars. 
Warm-Up
QIC read a 1 John 4:18 to begin, “There is no FEAR in love, but perfect love casts out FEAR.” QIC clued the PAX in on the workout exclaiming, “Even when there is a ‘whole lot’ in front of you or on your plate, do not fear, God is there ever step of the way.”
(18 Count in regard to the verse)
9-Burpees in honor of the FNG Challenge
SSH x 18 IC
Cotton Pickers X 18 IC
SSH X 18 IC
Mountain Climbers X 18 IC
Squat X 18 IC
Butt Kickers X 18 IC
SSH X 18 IC
Calf Raises X 18 IC
Imperial Walker X 18 IC
Cotton Pickers X 18 IC
SSH X 18 IC
THE THANG: Whole Lot (Pun Intended)

  • Whole Lot Suicide: 21 Lines
  • Squat X 25 IC
  • Whole Lot Bear Crawl Down
  • Merkin X 10 IC
  • Whole Lot Bear Crawl Back
  • Merkin X 10 IC
  • Whole Lot Karaoke Down
  • Squat X 25 IC
  • Whole Lot Karoke Back
  • Squat X 25 IC

That Arm Thang

  • Baby Arm Circles X 12 IC
  • Dips X 12 IC
  • Reverse BACs X 12 IC
  • Dips X 12 IC
  • Overhead Claps X 12 IC
  • Morraccan Night Club X 12 IC
  • Shoulder Press X 12 IC

3-MOM

  • BBSU X 18 OYO
  • LBCs X 18 IC
  • Leg Climbers X 18 (9 each leg) IC

MOLESKIN:
Given throughout the beatdown.
Count o rama
Name o rama
Steam Engine brought it home and prayed us out.
 
 

The “SA” “SQUATCH”

QIC: Rainman
Date: 10/12/2017
PAX: Stairmaster,  Snowflake, Flemish, Laces Out, Picasso, Delta, Tough Skins (Willy Loman), Best in Show
AO: Hill City
Conditions: Low 60’s…dark and gloomy, no humidity like Tuesday’s beatdown
 
Welcome and Disclaimer were given and we were off…
 
The Warm Up
SSH / IC x 15
Cotton Pickers / IC x 15
Mtn Climbers / IC x 15
Annie / IC x 15
SSH / IC x 15
Imperial Walkers / IC x 15
Finkle Swing / IC x 15
 
SSH / IC x 15
Cotton Pickers / IC x 15
SSH / IC x 15
Capri Lap (Awesome to enjoy a Capri lap with the creator himself, Tough Skins)
The Main Thang:
The Q loves to play on words so after the capri lap the PAX moseyed over to the hills for the “SA” “SQUATCH” which was…
Round 1 (Then Two 10 Counts) and Round 2 (Then Two 10 Counts)

  • The “S”  Sprint up the first hill
  • The “A” OYO Ass-Kickers / x 15
  • Sprint up the second hill
  • 40-SQUATCHES
  • Run down to the hill flat OYO Ass-Kickers / x 15
  • Sprint up that first hill
  • 30-SQUATCHES
  • Rinse and repeat with 20-SQUATCHES, then 10-SQUATCHES

Back and forth the PAX went until 100 SQUATCHES and 60 Ass-Kickers were met. PAX  held plank until all other PAX finished up. After round two it was time to take it up a few notches.
Round 3 (Then Two 10 Counts) and Round 4 (Then Two 10 Counts)

  • The “S”  Sprint up the first hill
  • The “A” OYO Alternating Shoulder Taps / x 15
  • Sprint up the second hill
  • 40- POWER SQUATCHES
  • Run down to the hill flat OYO Alternating Shoulder Taps / x 15
  • Sprint up that first hill
  • 30-POWER SQUATCHES
  • Rinse and repeat with 20-POWER SQUATCHES, then 10-POWER SQUATCHES

As if that wasn’t enough the PAX moseyed over to the GREAT HALL, where we saw two groups of glowing people getting better in the gloom. The PAX grabbed some wall and proceeded to go through two rounds of a leg………cool down?

  • Regular Wall Sit IC / x 25
  • Left Leg Wall Sit IC / x 25
  • Right Leg Wall Sit IC / x 25

PAX stayed strong for a..
1-MOM:
Dying Cockroach IC / x20
PAX moseyed back to the Love Shack
COUNT O RAMA, NAME O RAMA, WORD OF ENCOURGEMENT, PRAYER..BOOM
 

What Goes Down, Must Come Back Up!

QIC: Rainman
Date: 09/16/17
PAX: Mudslide, Sparkles, and Ohms
AO: White Oak Park
Conditions: About 64 degrees
The discalimer was given promptly and we moseyed to the parking lot to have a good warm up.
Warm-Up
10 Burpees
Imperial Walkers x15
Squat x15
SSH x15
OYO: Finkle Swing x15
Lunge x15
Imperial Walkers x15
Cotton Pickers x15
SSH x15
Merkin x15
High Knees x15
Butt Kickers x15
PAX were instructed to keep there arms up between these exercises:
Baby Arm Circles (The reverse BAC) x15
Chinook x15
Shoulder Press x15
The THANG: What Goes Down, Must Come Back Up!
The PAX were instructed that a 5k would be ensued. With some plank exercises layed inbetween.
Top Gate Start

  • Run down to the bottom gate (.5 Mile)
  • OYO Plank Jacks X 25
  • IC Plank Hold X 25
  • OYO Alternating Shoulder Taps X 25
  • IC Plank Hold X 25
  • What Goes Down, Must Come Up! PAX Ran to the top gate (.5 Mile)

Back at the Top the PAX were instructed to do these exercises:

  • Peter Parkers X 15
  • In & Out Planks X 15
  • SSH X 20
  • What Goes Up, Must Come Back Down PAX ran down to the bottom gate (.5 mile)

RINSE AND REPEAT X 3 5K Reached
____________________________________________________________________________________________
Moleskin: (I Understand that F3 is not Christian, but this is what the Q shared)
Jesus wasn’t just a nice guy. He was a Rabbi who followed the Rabbi-Talmid Structure of the Jewish Culture. There is a difference between being a disciple, (which when looked up in the Greek means follower) and being a talmid, (hebrew word for disciple, the committed followers, who made Jesus’ teachings their code of conduct). Throughout the New Testament you see scripture say, “There was a great crowd that followed Jesus (John 6:2)…” If you keep reading on you will find scripture say, “And because of his hard words (teachings) some discples fell away (John 6:66).” (Example of a hard teaching can be found in Matthew 7:21, and 8:18-22 if interested) Those that fell away were only fans of Jesus, they followed him because he was ‘popular’. But not the talmid. The twelve, were committed. So committed that when it came time to die for Christ they did (Post resurrection PAX talked about not just being a fan of Jesus, or a ‘Pew Potato” (Someone who just attends church because it’s what you SHOULD DO) But, to truly walk and do as he did.
 
 
 

Major Fartsack

BB 08/26/17
Q: Rainman
PAX: Mudslide, FNG (Kernel), Sparkles.
The Thang

Q Overslept (Major Fartsack), but made it in time to accrue himself 20 burpees right off the bat. Mudslide led the PAX in a warm-up. After the Q finished his burpees, the PAX moseyed over to the hill, more commonly known as Mount Fookame.
-Bear Crawl to the top
– I.C. Cross Jacks (10)
-Mosey Down
-Moving Merkins (10)
-Rinse and Repeat 3x
Mosey back to the top.
Small Beast:
– Duck Walk to 1st Rock
– Alternating Shoulder Taps (x6)
-Duck Walk to 2nd Rock
-Peter Parkers (x6)
-Duck Walk to 3rd Rock
– In and Out Planks (x6)
– Rinse and Repeat 3x
– 6 Mom x 12 Reps each
– CockRoach, LBC, Leg Climbers, RBC, Box Cutters, Flutter Kicks.
BAM!!